SFORZATOQUEST 2011: Can You Really See Russia from Alaska?

Oh don't worry, it'll live.

Pretty sure What? already knows how it will end, actually.

 

Haha, yeah.

I wouldn't be surprised by that, actually~

 

>Sforzato?: regain sanity

 

You attempt to muster up the loudest, manliest questioning tone you may currently conjure.

"A REAL NAME WOULD HELP."​

"We aren't going to use these here. Just refer to me as the guardian soul, got it?"



"Got it?"



What a tsundere.



"Good. We need to get you out of here and into the back streets safely and quickly. Please follow me. It won't take too long, I promise."

...

Well, it appears you have finally met your FIRST MEMBER of KH-VIDS, and they prove to be a slight nut-case. Then again, you currently hold no idea where you are presently and he is the only man you may trust. He has SAVED you a NUMBER OF TIMES BEFORE.

Reflecting on previous conversations, you at first believe this to be BRAZIL, but then note that it is too cold.

You have no choice. You decide to FOLLOW the GUARDIAN SOUL.

GUARDIAN SOUL permits you to step inside a STRANGE, AUTOMOBILE-LIKE VEHICLE. He calls it a CAR.

Eventually, you two are off.

What sort of shenanigans shall this strange man bring you towards?

You begin to ponder on the recent OCCURRENCES that you have found yourself beneath. You appeared to survive that FALL relatively well, rather strangely. Whatever SPECIAL POWERS YOU MAY HAVE, they seem to only include SURVIVAL OF DROPS FROM EXTREME HEIGHTS. Possibly.

You glance outside at the alien world about you. POSTERS of the sort you found in your room are taped all over the sterile white towers that themselves hold larger versions of those posters as enormous signs and billboards. This STRANGE LANGUAGE is everywhere - and yet, some parts of the message appear REPEATED. At least, you believe.

You decide to ask the GUARDIAN SOUL when you reach your DESTINATION.

"Hey."​

"What."

"Do you want to be moirails?"​

"I'm sorry, I'm not a fan of monorails."


>_Sforzato?: Enter DRAMATIC SOLILOQUY MODE (+ others)



Author's Note: That black background in the inside of the car you viewed there was not dramatic soliloquy mode.

I also cannot draw hands or proper body proportions when utilising a touchpad at 10:00 PM. My dearest apologies.

 

>Guardian Soul: Have hijinks and/or shenangians with Sforzato in comedic and out of character manner

 

>Nova and GS: Rap/sing Matryoshka Zebra and Hashiyan version at the top of your lungs while doing awesome breakdancing. Once you guys stop driving that is.

 

NO. Not yet. It's not yet time. [/don'trushsepulchritude]

 

>_Sforzato?: Find an internet cafe, go on KHV and make a thread entitled "SFORZATOQUEST 2011: Can You Really See Russia from Alaska?" make the first post look like this:

Spoiler

**** just got meta.

 

Quest-ception!~

 

There is a time and place for everything. This is not that time and place.

 

Due to predicaments, my tiredness, the fact that there are springs in my mouth, I must create a poster, and there is a Business test tomorrow, there may or may not be an update tonight. However, do not be surprised if something does appear.

Instead, enjoy this horribly drawn concept art from my Sketch Note:

Spoiler

 

That's actually quite good What?.

Also, you didn't just get braces, did you?
I feel your pain... literally. I just got them about a month ago~

 

You are deserving of all of my rep. A crying shame I can't hand out anymore. That this all started after my mention of our Sforzato being a Floridian to Makaze, difficult to believe...

 

Be proud.

You started something great~

 

Makes me wish I had the time to do something like this.

 

Makes me wish I had the talent to do something like this .

Anyway this is fantastic.

 

> Sforzato?: Enter DRAMATIC SOLILOQUY MODE.

You have been driving through this CITY for a while now.

The GUARDIAN SOUL maintains that he is forced to keep SILENT whilst on the STREETS.

"Why?"​

"Because they're watching us, of course. Why else?"



"They're everywhere. Inside and outside the buildings. Behind the billboards. It is hard to find a safe place, really."



OH JEGUS.

That noise startled you half to DEATH. It leaves you slightly PETRIFIED.

"W-what. What was that."​

"Yep. Do you have weapons?"

"What?"
​

BANG.

"Didn't think so. Get out of the car."

"B-but, those things-"​

"I'm going to drive into that alleyway. It's one of the few blind spots in this part of town where we can rumble."

Rumble?

Oh no.

Oh nonononononono.

DRAMATIC SOLILOQUY MODE - START!
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CLICK HERE for the BATTLE THEME of THIS CURRENTLY-UNREVEALED CITY LOCATION​

ENEMY -

Top Hat [■■■■■] 20|20
Top Hat [■■■■■] 20|20
Top Hat [■■■■■] 20|20

ALLY -

Sforzato [■■■■■■■■■■] 40|40
The Guardian Soul [■■■■■■■■■] 36|36​

HTML:

COMMAND -

> ATTACK
> COMBO
> ITEM <UNUSABLE. NO INVENTORY.>
> FLEE

>_

Thank you dearly madam, and it was a bite corrector of sorts.

As for everyone else, thank you dearly for the compliments. It is too much fun telling this intricate story.

 

Sforzato: Attack first top hat.
The Guardian Soul: Attack second top hat.

 

Forte> Attack hat in the middle
GS> Attack hat in the middle.

Lols hats. XD

 

>Sforzato?: C-c-c-combo on middle top hat.
>GS: Attack middle top hat.

>Top Hats: Lose