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I'M ABOUT TO GET CYBER-RAPED BY RAT


my body is ready

 

The real question is; is your Hard-Drive ready?

 

Dude, check my ****ing VM's HELP

 

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*looks at vms* :rofl:

 

Not sure whether to check or not...

 

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Was making a thread necessary? >>

Now it won't be as private...

 

That's just one.

 

Yeah I was gonna say, you're raping a guy and you ask him if he really needs to call for help? rofl best rapist eva

 

Don't be a Makaze. Being a Makaze isn't cool.

 

Don't listen to him, I've no intention of raping him. He's simply nervous is all.

....Im pulling a Rat here, yo.

 

If you're going to do it you've got the wrong avatar for being so forward

That fella's kind of a wuss

I can find you a more suitable Troll if you'd like

 

You'd go through the trouble for me?

Sure dude.

 

Buddy, it's the same thing.

 

It was almost my first guy-on-guy, bro. Anyone would be nervous.

And we coo', man.

 

I'm detecting "Straight as a pretzel" joke should be here.

 

Ok, so what we got is we got this dude here (sauce here), who is normally a chick, but either way s/he's a real go-getter, very devious, very playful. S/he wouldn't hesitate to hit dat if s/he wanted it. Always a good candidate. And you can keep those, consider it a gift from me to you, mess with 'em if you wanna touch 'em up a tad, so on and so forth.

 

My USB is ready! :)

 

This is what my headcanon Sforzato looks like.

 

You hush up

Your headcanon should be a dashing red-haired creature with a personality/fashion sense somewhere between Gamzee and male!Feferi

>:CCCC

 

You know what? I think the same thing...