Sneezing... ew... just ew... B|

jafar · Sep 24, 2009

I'm actually very healthy. so, this doesn't apply to me at all, does it?

Maka Albarn · Sep 24, 2009

Probably not. Unless you have an interesting sneeze/cough story to share. XD

Korra · Sep 24, 2009

Rainshine said: ↑

I'm actually very healthy. so, this doesn't apply to me at all, does it?
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Mentally though...e_e

Radiowave · Sep 24, 2009

LilBueno said: ↑

I had something like that happen to me.
True story.
I'm just standing next to this guy
Never met this guy before in my life, or in a past life (I can sense this things.)
Well the guy turns to me and looks me dead in the face, and all of a sudden, he sneezes like "Blahgrea!"
Now there was no blocking, no putting the arm over the face, or pushing me away like he's about to turn into a Werewolf like "ugh, something's happening to me, aroo"
He actually did the Robot when he sneezed.
And from the angle of his face, the way the light was hitting it, debris shot out.
You know, like when you use Windex on mist mode?
As opposed to what, laser mode?
Does anyone use that? Just mount a sniper's cope on it and aim, "I got a stain about twenty clicks. I'm taking the shot" *click* "Miss. I need one more shot" *clicks* "Got it, we're going home boys!"
And also, never put the little cap between mist and laser. This isn't a joke, I'm serious!
Bad things happen to good people because of this.
Now I know someone is going to go home, get a windex and be like "Wait a minute, I gotta try this. What's going to happen when you put it halfway?"
What if a fucking ghost came out when you did that?
"Ahahaha, he told you not to put it halfway!
I am Windexor! I will clean your soul!"

Well anyways, I'm looking at the guy and he's looking at me and I'm about to go off.
But then I says to myself, "LilBueno," I says, "Let's take the high road, be the bigger man here."
So I look at the guy and I say "GOD BLESS YOU."
You know, like I'm saying 'God bless you" but I mean, 'Cover your fucking mouth'
By the way, I say "God bless you," Not "bless you". Because I can't do that.
Only the big man upstairs can do that. I'm just a messenger for the big guns.
I also don't say Gesundheit, I don't even know what that means.
I feel like I'm honoring Hitler when I say it, like "Gesundheit, mein fuhrer!"
End up on the history channel cuz some guy sneezed.

So anyway, the guy looks at me and just says, "I'm an atheist."
Can you believe this guy? How am I supposed to know that?
And even if I did, what do you tell an atheist when he sneezes?
"When you die nothing happens."
He was just snarky.
Yeah, snarky.
It's a word
Look it up
Google magic, my friend.

So then the guy asks me, "what do you believe in?"
SO I tell him, "Well I was raised Catholic. I believe when I die my body will ascend to Heaven.
And all my dead ancestors will be there, like it'd an airport and they'd say 'Guess who's dead sucker? Naw, come here, float over here, check this shit out."
While I"m telling him this, the guy is laughing, muttering "This? haha. You believe that?"
So I ask him, "Well what do you believe in?'
And then he gets real serious and says, "I'll tell you, son." Like he's about to school me.
He says, "I believe when I die, my body will decompose and return to the earth. From there, I will become fertiziler for the plant life and be reborn as a magnificent tree!"

Can you believe this guy?
Yeah, a tree.
Johnny fuckin Weeping Will over here.
You know? I hope he does become a tree
And one night, he's just do his tree thing, whatever it is trees do.
I know they do something the wind.
So he's just out there swaying in the forest
when all of a sudden, a big sweaty lumberjack comes, dragging an axe
and just starts chopping him like "Arg! Awr!Arg!"
Wrap a chain around him, drag him through all the mud and dirt
take him to a factory and turn him into paper.
And when he's paper,
You print the fucking bible on him!

/DaneCook
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Cool remembering bro.

Jayn · Sep 24, 2009

You laughed? ._.

If that had happened to me I would've totally freaked out and started spitting and coughing and groaning and I would've probably puked.

...Yeah...I'm pretty illness-prone so I've become paranoid over germs and stuff. xD

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