So, Darky, how is KH-Vids.Net so EPIC?

Well, good question, Timmy...take a look...

As you can see, we are very popular with enthusiasm filled members and eager staff! *cough hack dies*

Darky: We even have schools! *a slide of kids dying of food deprivation appears*...

Timmy: "KINGDOM HEARTS SURE IS GREAT, DARKY! =D"

Darky: It sure is, Timmy. And remember, the only way to beat your way through the game, is to stay up sleepless nights battling and getting frustrated at your Game. until you eventually chuck your Controller at your tv and break it FOREVER.

Timmy: ...isn't that bad? D:

Darky: Nooo, Timmy. That's just how it works. You see, if you stay up too late, you can cause your body to get super mad SUPER fast! So LOCK those doors so your parents don't make you do POINTLESS and TOTALLY UNIMPORTANT chores, like DISHES.

Timmy: Gee wilikers, Darky, You sure are smart! =D But how do I manage to stay up so long without getting hungry? D:

Darky: Well, Timmy, You have to first eat as much Pizza or dinner as you can. Then, when you're ALL FULL and zone into that frame of mind where YOU DON'T WANT FOOD ANYMORE, then you can go into your room, get into your bed, but first locking the door, and then playing your heart out as you yell in agony and frustration!

Timmy: Aww, that doesn't sound fun. >: (

Darky: Don't worry, Timmy. You can always use your URINE if you get thirsty!

Timmy: .........ewwwww. That's disgusting. D:

Darky: No it isn't, it's perfectly healthy! Did you know that past Indians and Native Americans used to drink their own urine if they had no other beverage source?

Timmy: Oohh!! So it IS okay!? =D

Darky: Sure is!

Timmy: Wow, I learned so much! Now I can be a gamer and NEVER GO OUTSIDE into the LIGHT again!

Darky: Which, of course, reminds me. ALWAYS keep those blinds closed. Just incase someone tries to peek in while you're...er...busy. ;)

Timmy: You are so perverted, you know that? D:

Darky: Well duh! I'm 16.

Timmy: Oh well. I think I'm gonna go stuff myself full of that turkey now!

Darky: Alright Timmy, that SURE sounds great. =D

Timmy: Bye, and thanks for the word of intelligence!

Darky: Ahhh, please. All in a days work. ;]


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The end.

PS: he died later that night from food poisoning.

 

OMG, Rofl that was to funny! Hahahahah

 

*twitch-twitch* so, i should go delete my file on kh2, start a new one on proud mode, and get frustrated and break my t.v. cause i cant beat sephy? that sounds awesome, darky. wow, timmy was right, you sure are smart.

 

If I had any emotions, I would have found that to be pretty funny.

 

... Poor Timmy. We hardly knew ye D:

 

OMFG! that was hilarious and you know what else is haliriouse my finding a cheeto in my keyboard lol.

 

....CFF...That'd disgusting...in a funny way.... xD

Timmy actually only had minor deprivation of both sleep AND food intake. ;)

He'll be back soon.

 

OMG, Darky, you're crazy! But we love you for it...

 

Looks like we have a serious case of boredom, quickly pass me the cheese.

 

Yeah, seems like everyone's bored today.

Timmy is my sister, I didn't know she died...D:

Damn you Darky!>.<

 

S'okay Cin. =D

he was a gullible little bugger anyway. ;)

 

Last time i checked timmy was throwing up in my mailbox and he was so drunk that he called me roxas 0.o

 

*DIES* That just made my day.

Darky, you rock.

 

if I had a soul i would have found that funny.

 

I Am Timmy!!!!

 

dude why'd you hafta ruin it

 

Is it bad that I didn´t find it funny?? *__*

 

..........

No. You killed it. Thanks. <_________<

 

aahhhh thank you.

 

Jackass.

SO DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK I MADE KH SOUND EPIC?! ;o