So, I decided to replay Final Fantasy IX.

Because I've never beaten the whole thing and I just realized that I actually still have all four discs.

And let me tell you, when the menu screen booted up and that magical little flute started to play... it was honestly like an orgasm without getting the sheets dirty. I shit you not.

You heard it here first, folks. FFIX is better than sex.

 

You're a virgin, aren't you?

 

...No. It's not.​

 

Excuse me, I believe you forgot that you're talking to Nouveau Nova. Of couse he isn't.

 

Never thought I'd say this, but let's go with what KS said.

 

Are you just figuring this out?

 

That's the one with the Monkey guy, right?

Zidane, was his name?

 

Of course not. But the rabble must be enlightened.

Also, the girl who replaces her L's and R's with W's is fucking adowable.

 

The only feeling that could compare is the first time you chainsaw a bad guy in Gears of War and the screen gets bloody and the control vibrates OH GOD


That said,
I can't play any of the old FFs. I can't get into them, since I already know what happens and all that ****

 

I've never played a FF game from the main series D;

Only ever FF Tactics and Crisis Core. I want one so badly.

 

The have emulators for, like the first 9.

 

Tactics <3

 

"Received grandma's savings of 9 Gil."

Fuck yeah kleptomaniac hero.

...Eh.

VIII, IX, X.

Also Tactics Advance.

 

Tactics Advanced is a gorgeous game. Easy to emulate, too. 8D

 

At first I thought of War of the Lions and I was like "OMG SHARE"

Then I remembered the pitiful gameboy advance game.
It sucked, imo.
But the overall story was alright
and the graphics were really nice for GBA

 

... Pitiful? ;_;

The only bad thing I can say about it was that it was veeery long, to the point where I often forgot the story, and that it's near impossible to complete all 300 missions. But the story, characters, battle system, graphics... all amazing. :'D

 

...I don't know you anymore

 

I've been playing it for a week, lol.
On disc 4.
efff yeah

 

I watched FFX on Youtube and I haven't finished FFXII yet...it's been 2 years...guess who had a life

 

Grandma is quite the shopaholic.