So, I decided to replay Final Fantasy IX.

I go to public school where nobody cares 8D

 

If I'm the protagonist, I want Bueno, Rissy, and Kay in my starting party.

With Chev and Jiku as secret unlockable characters.

Oh wow, very classy.

 

Yeah im sure he wouldnt wanna miss xD

 

Sorry, your starting party is you, myself, Sandusky, and DPWolf. But you can change that if you use codes to enter the Debug Room.
The optional superboss is spdude, and believe me, it'll take you a fotnight to beat him, mainly because he's got this move where he disappears and prevents you from being able to hit him for hours at a time.
And the secret unlockable characters are Chev, Jiku, Fayt, who gets a huge stat bonus if you have DPWolf and him in the same party together, and Dalk.

 

Dear sweet Christ yes please

 

I better have damn good stats, a scithe, and a sexy cape.

 

What's your thought on spdude being the secret boss?

@Sandusky: You have terrible base stats, but you're the only one who can equip the best weapon/armor set in the game. Other people can equip them too, just not all at once, making you the most usableuseful character in the game.

 

Does it include a scithe and a sexy cape?

 

No, but scythe variations are your weaponset and the sexiest cape in the world along with a chain mail bikini is your default clothing.

 

No, I will be wearing normal clothes.
Other than that, very good then.

 

Well in my imagination you wear the chain mail bikini. You look like this except more is covered in the chest area, you have hair loopies (water tribe ftw), and of course you have the cape and a scythe instead of a sword.

Spoiler

 

I so wanna buy this game. How much?

Vivi FTW

 

I refuse to wear chain mail bikinis, and my hair is nowhere near long enough for hair loopies. Plus hair loopies look gey.

 

Fine. When I get around to making the game you'll have a super secret alternate look that can only be unlocked after getting 100% in the game. It'll be the normal attire that you want. I'll remove the hair loopies from the default model though. And you'll be the only character with a super secret alternate look.

@Gerdneek: You can get an advance copy before I've even started making it for $10,000.

 

Very good then.

 

Glad we came to an agreement. See, your character will be the love interest for the main comic relief character, so it's important that you seem unattainable for him even though everyone knows he's going to get you.

 

If KH-V were turned into a video game I'd be a NPC.

 

Actually, you'll play a very important role. You'll be the Dirty Window, who refuses to let the party out of various areas (houses, prisons, etc.) they get trapped in until they complete a certain quest that you set for them.

 

...Who's the comic relief?

 

Dang it. I only have $9,999.84