So I finally decided to become a man and grow a penis

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  1. jafar custom title

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    However, I forgot that I was already a man and had a penis of my own. I now have two penises. What course of action should I take to eradicate my second penis without harming my original penis?
     
  2. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    W-whaaaaa? O_o....dude I thought you were of the vagina species. Were you simply a spy in disguise?
     
  3. Juicy Chaser

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    so... you have a dual penis or one that is now double the length? :'D
     
  4. jafar custom title

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    Dual .
     
  5. fantasy38 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    wait...what about your balls? did u get 2 more
     
  6. jafar custom title

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    I still have two testicles.
     
  7. fantasy38 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    u sure did u every look down
     
  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    just get that one removed or get a disease to blow up one of them :D
     
  9. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

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    I hate you ><

    I was gonna say that! D:
     
  10. jafar custom title

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    Yes, but I'm asking how to get it removed. And I do not wish to disease my penis, because it could infect the other.
     
  11. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    I still haven't grown my fifth testicle yet. :\
     
  12. Zeonark Kingdom Keeper

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    Try to rip one off?
     
  13. jafar custom title

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    Too painful.
     
  14. Inasuma "pumpkin"

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    Depends... which one is bigger? If it's the new one, why get rid of it?
     
  15. jafar custom title

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    This isn't about your lack of manhood Jerome, I'm in serious need of a cure of Seocondpenisitis.
     
  16. jafar custom title

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    New one is smaller.
     
  17. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Stop pretendin' you have one, nevermind two. It's just a sausage he glued on. Eat it awready.
     
  18. Shuhbooty moon child

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    You can have someone eat it?

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  19. jafar custom title

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    Would you want to help me with this, then?
     
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