So I finally decided to become a man and grow a penis

Now you can please to chicks at the same time.

 

Depends on what you got?

STD's aren't on teh agenda.

Nor is Genital Herpies.

But If ya got some hot sauce I'm all good. xD​

 

This thread is uncalled for. D:

 

I am STD-Free. And I ALWAYS come with hot sauce. ;D

 

you should change your sig im obviously not Reptar anymore, even though i might just change it back to it <_>

 

Umm okay.
I'm so laughing at the irony.
Where is TheMuffinMan at a time like this.

 

Wait, you mean you're only supposed to have one?! 0_o

 

Wait, wait, wait! WTF is a PENIS?

 

What u mean "supposed to have 1" if u dont have 1 then how much u got

 

Morph both of them into one giant penis using radioactive materials.

 

Exactly what I was wondering o:

 

Your kidding, right?

 

lololololololololololol.