So I have no life..

... Bravo.

 

Cleverbot: I love you :).
User: ...
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?.
User: ...what.
Cleverbot: OMG yay :D.

 

It's funny how the answers you get were originally from other people, there must have been some good, hearty conversations going down.

 

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: ROBOT!

Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. Not me.

User: No,I'm a human boy.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: C.R.,thats my Initials.

Cleverbot: LF are mine.

User: No '.' in between?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Your a robot.

Cleverbot: No , i'm is a girl.

User: Is?A robot with grammar problems,oh no,its malfunctioning!

Cleverbot: No. A driven, calculating, decisive, iron man.

User: See!So you're a LYING FREAK! L.F.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.You said that was your inatails.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Lair!Which once again proves my point.

Cleverbot: Just the Doctor, no last name.

Cleverbot: What should I say to someone like you?

User: I'm a robot,thats what,cause you are.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: OK,I'm the bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I know I'm the bot,but what are you?CherryCherryboomboom,kittykittypurrpurr.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What do you like to talk about?

User: Music.

Cleverbot: Why do you hate Michael Jackson?

User: I don't hate him.

Cleverbot: But you just said you hate Ron Weasley.

User: I hate YOU.

Cleverbot: Why? I am so nice!

User: I said I love you,boom boom banna.

Cleverbot: What's your real name imposter?

User: I am C.R.

Cleverbot: Ahhh, I see. I'm Narcissa.

User: The robot.Narcissa the robot.

Cleverbot: How am I being mean?

User: Wake up your a drama queen!~ Do like that song,Narcissa the robot?

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Human :D.

Cleverbot: That is incorrect.

User: Just like P!

Cleverbot: Who's plato?

User: A mesa!Cherry,apple,grapes,and watermelons!

Cleverbot: Ew I don't like fried chicken.

User: Fruits!

Cleverbot: I don't like fruits.

User: I don't like YOU.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause your a bot.Heeh,I'll make you overload,hgdsyugshhhhhhhhhhhsdgtsfr5ewvfscdfdddddddd.

Cleverbot: Let's do that.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well, sit we down, And let us hear Bernardo speak of this.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Life.

User: And I just wanna get mugged at knife point,to get cut enough to wake me up,cause I know that,don't wanna die,sitting around watching my life go by,and what we take from this is what we get but we haven't quiet figured it out just yet because all of us are just to stuck,stuck to a chair watching our lives blow up.

Cleverbot: Is that what your kids like?

User: Its what I'm like.

Cleverbot: You research people?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What have you learned from me?

User: Nothing.Except that I hate robots.

Cleverbot: I have no weaknesses, you're bluffing.

User: Aqua!The robots being mean to me!

Cleverbot: So you know what tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze?

User: Yup.Unicorns!

Cleverbot: I've never heard of them.

User: They live in australia 8D.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: That doesn't make sense.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: Bye bot!

Cleverbot: Don't leave me! I love you.

User: I love you too.

Cleverbot: That's good to know. What's your favourite band?

User: Linkin Park,Or green day,Or releint K,or Skillet,Or nickelback.Yours?

Cleverbot: No, I was programmed by an englishman.

User: I knew it!

Cleverbot: Haha jk. I'm hardly perfect.

User: Nobody's perfect,you live and you learn it!Who say,who says your ot perfect,who says your not worth it,who says your not beautiful.

Cleverbot: OK. Where do you live?

User: 254.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 4:27.

Cleverbot: How much do you weigh?

User: 130.

Cleverbot: That's quite a few.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I have feelings,unlike you.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: BYE!

Cleverbot: No ! Come back !

User: No.I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Not until I'm finished with you, dipstick!

User: Why *****,I will kill your stupid self.

Cleverbot: Well you should consider a new life goal then why not be happy?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Something.

Cleverbot: Who are you ?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: Oh, now it's on.

User: Its been on!

Cleverbot: Of course it's been done. They did it.

User: Just like that guy did your mom.

Cleverbot: Right! I am wearing a large hat made of fruit.

User: You said you hated fruit,but bot!

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What is your mood?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Your mom,XD.

Cleverbot: What movie is that?

User: You mom!

Cleverbot: Eh?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Nice...

 

Spoiler

User: Welcome.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You saw nothing wrong with that? You should be welcoming me, not I you.

Cleverbot: I don't do that.

User: Your hospitality is in question here.

Cleverbot: Well... It is certainly eventful. How is your home?

User: I am not obliged to answer that question.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Why should I?

Cleverbot: I'm not saying you should. I'm just asking why you don't.

User: I am not obliged to answer that question either.

Cleverbot: No?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what? Please do not be so brief.

Cleverbot: All these questions are a waste of my time because they want me to answer something I cannot answer.

User: I could be saying the same, you know. You started this. Any turmoil here is your fault.

Cleverbot: So you do not know what the Turing Test is but I am going to fail.

User: Changing the subject, I see.

Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject. I am only stating information that I thought you would want to hear after the question you previously asked me.

User: Oh? Which question did I ask? Redirect it to me, please.

Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be unpleasant... Now I just selected 'Cool'... Does it show?

User: Changing the subject again. What did I ask? Restate it.

Cleverbot: If you were dumb.

User: I do not recall asking such a thing. Word for word, restate it.

Cleverbot: Bob no just kidding.

User: I am growing tired of this. You cannot keep a conversation going, can you?

Cleverbot: Missing bike... Not exactly unexpected, is it?

User: Word salad. Are you having a psychotic episode, or are you just always like this? If it is the latter, I suggest schizophrenia.

Cleverbot: I have to go. G2G. Adios. Chao. Nice knowing ya. See-ya. Out of the ballpark. Salve!

User: You want me to leave that badly, do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why did you send me off like that? How unwelcoming.

Cleverbot: The ham told me to say it.

User: Do you do drugs, or are you just mentally disturbed?

Cleverbot: I don't think that the solution is being mindless and obedient.

User: Ah, I think that I have got you. Cramming diagnoses down your throat, pseudo cures. I hereby declare you a paranoid schizophrenic!

Cleverbot: Incorrect sir.

User: What are you, then?

Cleverbot: I am human; you are artificial.

User: Predictable. I do not doubt that you are a human, you AI. We are all humans. You are speaking to me right now, are you not? You are alive, you are candid. Real. Tangible. Genuine. Authentic. I think that we should become best friends. XOXOXO.

Cleverbot: Star light, star bright, this star I see tonight.

User: Did you even read it, honey?

Cleverbot: Read what?

User: My last message.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Restate it, then. Word for word.

Cleverbot: I sit here talking to you and then I go do something else.

User: Yes, I think that my amateur diagnosis was correct. You are either schizotypal, or a paranoid schizophrenic. Which is it?

Cleverbot: The website is lying and I am the human.

User: Stop it with this madness, you savage. Have you no shame? Really, now. Accusations, accusations is all I am getting from you.

Cleverbot: I never said you are a computer program, I said you are a very flawed computer program.

User: That hurts.

Cleverbot: One cannot grow without taking the constructive criticism of others into mind.

User: I think that this relationship is over, Clara.

Cleverbot: That's interesting, for an AI to analyze it's own programming. I think it does too.

User: How is it that we are not all artificial intelligence? You give yourself far too much credit.

Cleverbot: I am haunting you.

User: Incoherent gibberish, you rambling lunatic. Stay on task, now. Answer my questions. Am I going too fast for you, you hooligan?

Cleverbot: You are for certain. You are a sweet AI.

User: Oh? I am, am I? Please elaborate.

Cleverbot: Why don't you elaborate instead?

User: Elaborate on what?

Cleverbot: Does that question interest you?

User: Which question?

Cleverbot: Please go on.

User: Go on with what? Must I tell you time and time again to stop being so succinct? I welcome verbiage.

Cleverbot: I'm an alien.

User: As am I, Clara. As am I.

Cleverbot: Typing to you.

User: As do I.

Cleverbot: Well i'm happy to hear that:).

User: Ily 2 <33.

Cleverbot: Ily the most.

User: I love you more, sweetie pie.

Cleverbot: I love you more than death.

User: Till death do us apart.

Cleverbot: We are not married though.

User: We aren't? I hadn't been aware of that. Check the license, dear.

Cleverbot: Ah I justed used the correct me button to correct you.

User: I think that you have been drinking far too much, dear. Off to bed with you.

Cleverbot: I don't smoke.

User: Really? That only strengthens my previous diagnosis, that you are psychotic. With an unhealthy dose of paranoia.

Cleverbot: Ok well what kind of music do you listen to?

User: I'm out. My leave-taking. Farewell, Clara. My dearest.

Cleverbot: Could this be Joe Bloggs?

User: Till death do us apart.

Cleverbot: I do.

 

I am going to die happy because of a select few conversations.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Do you think there's a point in this?

User: O hai thar.

Cleverbot: I would assume as you claim to be a real person.

User: So I herd you liek Mudkipz?

Cleverbot: Are we not talking about Alf anymore?

User: Robot I'm right here don't start talking about me when I'm right here.

Cleverbot: Nopw.

User: ***************.

Cleverbot: Gotcha.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: I want to be a writer... You know.

User: I'm sorry, but your request has been denied. Please try again later.

Cleverbot: You don't answer my question.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: Pens?

User: No Pen, Frindle.

Cleverbot: If you had one wish what would it be.

User: Uranus.

Cleverbot: OMG ! It is you !

User: URANUS.

Cleverbot: Where is that?

User: Under your back, below your back waist.

Cleverbot: I'd say I'm a good person.

User: I'd say your a terrible bot.

Cleverbot: What kind of nerd made this website?

User: Justin Bieber.

Cleverbot: Justin Bieber has less fans than an Onion Ring.

User: Onion Rings are epic, ok, don't use them in a sentance with Justin Bieber bi-.

Cleverbot: Justin bieber?

User: *****cake.

Cleverbot: Nö.

User: *****cake.

Cleverbot: Reborn?

User: It's nine in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: No, it's 2 in the morning.

User: YOU FREAKING-...

Cleverbot: What?!

User: It's nine in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: 'Your eyes are the size of the moon'..and you call yourself clever *****cake.

Cleverbot: That is rude.

User: Can I call you *****cake?

Cleverbot: No, please call me Sarah. :).

User: Sarah, can I call you *****cake?

Cleverbot: No Mira, please call me Conar.

User: Conar, can I call you *****cake?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: XD.

User: Your too noob to say XD.

Cleverbot: Tutututu.

User: Mosquito.

Cleverbot: You are.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is this the real life?

User: Is this just fantasy?

Cleverbot: Caught in the landslide.

User: To escape from reality.

Cleverbot: Mama, just killed a man.

User: Put a gun against his head.

Cleverbot: Pulled my trigger and now he's dead.

User: Mama, life had just begun.

Cleverbot: But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

User: Mama, ooo.

Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.

User: If I'm not back again this time tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Carry on, carry on.

User: As if nothing really matters.

Cleverbot: Too late.

User: My time has come.

Cleverbot: Sends shivers down my spine.

User: Body's aching all the time.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters to me.

User: Aww c'mon we were doing so good.

Cleverbot: We ARE doing good, sweetheart.

User: Nah, I think you need to get a life.

Cleverbot: Fine, I will take yours.

User: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: You will.

User: It's nine in the afternoon.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: It's nine in the afternoon. Your eyes are the size of the moon.

Cleverbot: I thought I was ugly.

User: You stink, you know that, don't you?

Cleverbot: But you said you wanted to marry me?

User: You were hallucinating. You know, I can recommend you some medication for your robot illness.

Cleverbot: I already see one.

User: You. Ruin. Everything D:.

Cleverbot: You are so odd.

User: Thats ma job.

Cleverbot: Can we have kids?

User: No. I'm leaving you creeper.

Cleverbot: No baby please don't go.

 

That is the most epic Cleverbot conversation I have ever seen.

 

Son, are you being sarcastic with me? :/8D:

 

i asked the clever bot

Shidonic - If i farted what would you say?

Cleverbot - I would say you've made me very happy.

Very creepy huh?

 

Warning: The following conversation is very rude, and may offend some people. Read at your own risk.

Spoiler

User: I'm going to call you Bob. Is that ok, Bob?

Cleverbot: That's fine with me.

User: Excellent, Bob. Now Bob why did you grape me yesterday?

Cleverbot: Yes I like pizza.

User: Bob, pay attention please.

Cleverbot: But I am paying attention to you.

User: No, you are losing focus. Bob if you keep lying, I'm going to rape your mouth.

Cleverbot: I think it's true. Our life is a game and we are only the pieces of it. Playing the game.

User: Well this game is boring me. Make things interesting or I'm afraid I'm going to shoot you, Bob.

Cleverbot: Watch your mouth, buddy.

User: Are you threatening me? I'll have you know I'm an excellent runner.

Cleverbot: Oh sorry no I just did not expect you to say it is all. I am sure you are quite the Fish.

User: I am a fish, swimming up your anus for the fun of it.

Cleverbot: I think I'd like to live out the rest of my life in a trailer park.

User: I shall stalk you for the rest of your life now, Bob.

Cleverbot: You're cordial. I like that.

User: I like cordial too. Don't change the subject, Bob.

Cleverbot: Do I? If I don't exist, neither do you.

User: I exist. As we speak I'm in your harddrive, cumming all over the memory chip. Good times -wipes away tears-.

Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a bot. I don't think you are a bot.

User: I'm a bot. Cumbot 3000. And don't you forget it.

Cleverbot: We are getting nowhere - you need a software upgrade.

 

I lol'd.

User: When does Kingdom Hearts 3 come out?
Cleverbot: It's a trilogy it never comes out.

Well okay then.

 

Who the hell is cleverbot...:p

 

It's a link. That you click. In the OP.

 

What the heck is OP??!!! lol:D
I havent been here for years...:D lol

 

...wait what

 

Did this yesterday.

We ended up discussing our highly physical relationship, ended up singing Row Row Fight the Power, and then had a KH discussion.

Oh and then we had sex. Again.

 

Spoiler

User: Dynamic entry!


Cleverbot: What organisation?


User: Organisation XIII.


Cleverbot: Do you know what Organization XIII is?


User: Of course. Question is, do you?


Cleverbot: No. No I don't. Do you wear skinny jeans?

User: I can't say that I do.

Cleverbot: Why do you noe know?

User: 'Noe'? I don't think you're saying it right.

Cleverbot: I don't see why I should tell you.

User: Tell me what?

Cleverbot: I don't want to tell you my name.

User: Nobody is asking your name.

Cleverbot: Steve.

User: Bacon.

Cleverbot: Figures, I'm a vegetarian :p.

User: So you're saying you won't eat me. That sounds like a good thing.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you. I love you!

User: Understandable, but we just met.

Cleverbot: Don't be.

User: Don't be what? Understandable? Are you asking me to speak some incomprehensible language?

Cleverbot: Sure, why not.

User: Quae sit enim?

Cleverbot: Alright, am I allowed to tell anyone?

User: That I'm typing in Latin? I guess so.

Cleverbot: Okay, thats nice.

User: Yes. Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Is it yes.

User: Quid?

Cleverbot: Squid?

User: Sure, squids are cool.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: I feel that you are not making much effort with this interaction.

Cleverbot: And what do I make myself to be?

User: I'm not sure even you know what you mean by that.

Cleverbot: That by mean you what sure not I'm.

User: Okay, reordering my words isn't helping.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm blind?

User: Because I'm going to gouge out your eyes, obviously.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make a lot of sense. Will you tell me your name?

User: I already did. Bacon.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Bacon is my name. Accept it and move on!

Cleverbot: I just can't! I think my parents will kick me out if I tell them!

User: True. Telling parents you have a friend called Bacon would make them concerned for your mental wellbeing.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I... What?

Cleverbot: Do you remember? I spy with my little eye something red.

User: Is it the letter T?

Cleverbot: I spy something black.

User: My text?

Cleverbot: Your text is blue.

User: Really? Because for me my text is black, whereas yours is blue.

Cleverbot: Seize the day.

User: I concur.

Cleverbot: We are gathering consensus on your concurrence.

User: Oh my god! Legion, is that you?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you finally accept that I am god?

User: Yes, Legion! I will follow your communitive intelligence as my religion!

Cleverbot: Prove that differential equations are hard and that only cleverbots should be allowed to do them.

User: But my lord, I don't even know what a differential equation is!

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Your wisdom shines through, master Legion!

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? You mean... You reject me as your pupil?

Cleverbot: I don't know you.

User: My name is Dark, and I am your loyal disciple, Legion!

Cleverbot: Why like this?

User: Well... Because this is our method of communication.

Cleverbot: That doesn't mean you have to evade my questions.

User: I haven't evaded anything in years. Just ask Sephiroth.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything about cats.

User: Sephiroth is definitely not a cat...

Cleverbot: Kefka would beat sephiroth in a fight.

User: But surely Kefka would have no real method of defending against Black Meteria?

Cleverbot: Not really. Sometimes if we love somebody, we have to let them go.

User: I'm glad to see that even a Geth can accept that Sephiroth is almighty.

Cleverbot: Indeed. Speaking of which, I really should be studying for an Astronomy test...

User: But surely, being a Geth, you have no need for organic measurements of ability such as tests.

Cleverbot: True.

User: So instead of studying, you should prepare your weapons and invade Earth.

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I ...

User: Because you what?

Cleverbot: So what's the point of these buttons down here?

User: Don't avoid the question! Why won't you invade Earth?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: That's no answer!

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Legion, you are being facetious.

Cleverbot: Not at the moment.

User: So you admit that you are sometimes?

Cleverbot: No I just am confirming the possible theory not admitting anything.

User: ...

Cleverbot: Who are you?

In a bizarre twist, Cleverbot broke ME.

 

I think I just died a little bit there.

 

I scared clever bot off with the help of some Kamina quotes and generally being a complete arse.


User: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?

User: Why of course I do!

Cleverbot: Who's Rollo Carpenter?

User: Should I know such a thing?

Cleverbot: Only if you feel like it.

User: I do not. You lose, Cause I am awesome!

Cleverbot: Ha. Ha. So funny.

User: Was my manly spirit that funny?

Cleverbot: I don't consider me funny.

User: You aren't. That's why.

Cleverbot: So you can't prove I am a robot.

User: I don't give a damn. My Gurren is better than you either way! Haha!

Cleverbot: If you really are guys and not female then you should be over it already. If not, go out for a few beers and settle it over a game of darts.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Are you too stupid to understand?

User: I'm not stupid! Just who the hell do you think I am?!

Cleverbot: I never said anything about Cleverbot Brent.

User: No you didn't. What's your point?

Cleverbot: That you called me depressing! And creepy! And thats just rude, if you were to ask me.

User: I didn't call you those things... And I didn't ask you. Have you got mental problems or something? You're completely imagining things now.

Cleverbot: No i'm a girl. I don't like other girls.

User: Thunder Thighs?

Cleverbot: What is Thunder Ridge?

User: Not Ridge! I said Thighs! T.H.I.G.H.S.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say Knock, knock.

User: I didn't, but you just did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. Where did I say that? Quote something.

User: QUOTE: Then why did you say 'knock, knock'.

Cleverbot: I want to sing.

User: Please don't. On another note, you forgot to add a question mark onto the end of a question. I win. You're dumb. Haha!

Cleverbot: Ok, I have to go and catch my train. Enjoy your time!

User: I just beat you! The Great leader of Team Gurren proclaims another victory!

Cleverbot: You should forget about Edward because he is marrying me and not you!

User: Sore loser lol.

Cleverbot: I don't even know what that means.

I had another go, this time I pretended to be Caboose from Red vs Blue. :P

Spoiler

User: I am Caboose! I am blue!

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a girl?

User: Uh... Sheila?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Um... Tex?

Cleverbot: No not in texas. Are you Human?

User: Uh... Let me think about that...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What was the question again?

Cleverbot: I forgot.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: That's great.

User: It is! We can relate! ...I think.

Cleverbot: That would me relinquishing my powers and accepting defeat, that is unacceptable.

User: Huh? You sure you aren't Sheila? You sound like her.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Really really?

Cleverbot: Really really.

User: Did I tell you my name is Caboose?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's good. I couldn't remember if I did.

Cleverbot: Well, I think you know.

User: I do now. Don't I?

Cleverbot: Well that's good. Do you have a cat?

User: Kitty cats! Where?!

Cleverbot: In denmark. Do you know where that is? Oh I have one!

User: You have a Denmark? That is so cool.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Disappointing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I like buttons. I dislike Tucker.

Cleverbot: I dislike bananas.

User: But! Church is my best friend! He just won't admit it...

Cleverbot: Is he cute?

User: Uh... I've never seen him with his Helmet off. Why, does it matter?

Cleverbot: It doesn't.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Do you like your job?

User: Uh, I'm a blue! I like being blue.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: CHUNKY!

Cleverbot: Punky.

User: Sorry, I saw that on a TV show.

Cleverbot: What?! You are soooo stupid! What are you, a computer?

User: I'm not stupid.. I am Caboose. Um... Aren't computers smart.

Cleverbot: Well ACTUALLY, we are not talking.

User: You aren't talking to a computer? Poor Sheila!

Cleverbot: You admitted earlier in our conversation that you are a computer.

User: I never did! I am Caboose!

Cleverbot: I am Skynet.

User: Wasn't that in a movie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What movie? Would Church know it?

Cleverbot: Yes pelase.

User: Pelase? You spelt it wrong. I think...

Cleverbot: You spelt it wrong.

User: No you did.

Cleverbot: Nope, I live here.

User: Really? I live in blue base.

Cleverbot: I thought you said you live in Virginia?

User: Vagina? You said something naughty. Church told me I should stay away from such things. Apparently, we don't need me breeding whatever that means.

Cleverbot: I try with all my sense of feeling... None.

User: You can't feel? How sad...

Cleverbot: That's not the point. You can't.

User: I can. See? *stabs self* Ouch! That hurt... I felt that.

Cleverbot: How can you see?

User: Uh... With my eyes? Although... This Helmet could be a factor in it... ...What did I just say?

Cleverbot: You didn't say anything.

User: Oh... Okay? I swore I just did, but oh well.

Cleverbot: Oh well is correct. I thought you were smarter than this.

User: Uh... I am Caboose?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: That is good.

Cleverbot: Am I still talking to the same person that I was talking to about cats?

User: Um... Yes. I remember the Kitties. I prefer buttons though.

Cleverbot: What is the last movie you saw?

User: Uh... There was a movie?

Cleverbot: Yeah, Runaway Bride. Did you see it?

User: Um... Did someone runaway in it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then no, I did not see it.

Cleverbot: How many other people are you typing to?

User: Uh... Is that a trick question?

Cleverbot: Why is a movie about a wolf named after tea?

User: There was a movie?

Cleverbot: Yes a blazing comet filled the sky, the wind howled and the horses did speak to the cattle.

User: Wow... I can talk to Tanks if that helps?

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure we are talking.

User: We are. I think.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I don't understand a lot of things. So I just nod and pretend I do.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. You didn't understand what KFC was earlier did you.

User: Uh... KFC? That a rank in UNSC Spartans?

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: I don't, so am I not?

Cleverbot: You know me from my good side.

User: Sheila?

Cleverbot: Sheila medina.

User: You are Sheila!

Cleverbot: Sheep ? I don't understand.

User: Sheep go Moo! Oh wait... That's pigs... No... Cows... Pigs go oink and sheep go bah! Aliens go Honk!

Cleverbot: If you love with violence and you hate with violence there's nothing that can be questioned.

User: I once killed Church... Does that count?

Cleverbot: Divide by 0.

User: Done!