So I just found my 10 year old brother's facebook.

Looked at the info, just to see the stuff he has on it. I mean, what could a 10 year old have on it?

Relationship Status: It's complicated

... .-. I don't want to live anymore.

 

What the hell?

I haven't even had my first kiss and...

This is just... wow.

 

I'm with him; selecting a status is very complicated.

 

Go get the belt and discipline him

 

I used to discipline kids, then I took a sword to the chest.

This can only be understood by a TRUE dragon born.

 

jeez, I think a belt is a little too much right off the bat.

....Just get the spiked whip, that's more humane

 

That must have been one crazy kid.

Oh you're right.
Using a bat is much better.

Edit: Dammit Aqua you edited your post. ._.

 

I did think of a bat..but that's just way to bland

 

You really don't get that Skyrim reference...?

Son, I am disappoint.

 

What do you take me for :|

 

Someone who should know Skyrim inside and out. B|

 

I meant that I got the reference, lol.
"I was one of the best soldiers in the stormcloak army, until I took a sword through the chest" or something like that

 

I though it was arrow to the knee?

 

I'm a TRUE dragonborn, because I never had this problem.
Destruction Magic is all I need.

 

Oh... alright then.

This is another line that's used in the game. It's not as famous as the arrow to the knee, but it's still pretty crazy.

 

Pfft, to me you're little more than an arrow to the knee.

 

Rissy has a brother?

 

And I just seen that he says "i like pie" in EVERYTHING

Biography: "i like pie and pie and pie and here's the others..

pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie,pie and,pie"

WHAT AM I RELATED TO.

EDIT: Just ignore all my facebook stuff. .-.