So I just washed dishes for three hours straight

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  1. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    And now my fingers are all wrinkled.

    Yeah...
     
  2. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Oh goodness, an ideal woman! Are you single?
     
  3. nasirrich King's Apprentice

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    So I heard you got them wet soapy fingers. I mean if your that nice for 3hours then you can do mine anytime. Yea I know how to wash dishes, but you... WOOO can't be stopped now break the record then your power will be OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Are you thorough?
     
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    Wow this kid coming out of the blue.
     
  6. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    ... I must say, I don't know how to respond to that...

    lol, I don't want to come across as some sort of amazing person, I didn't do them because I wanted to or anything, I did them because it's my chores and the only reason there were so many was I didn't do any at ALL yesterday. Besides, I live off my parents and don't have a job. It's the least I could do to help out around the house.

    I wish we had a dishwasher...

    I hope so, I find it extremely irritating to pull a dish out of the cupboard and find that it has food on it.
     
  7. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Just say yes.

    Now here's the real question: Do you make better sammichs than Sabby? She never meiks meh any...
     
  8. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Sorry dude, but I'm not going to wash your dishes OR make you a sandwich. Thems the breaks.

    Besides, I hate sandwiches. When I was little, my mom taught me how to make a peanut butter sandwich, and from then until I learned how to operate the microwave, it was sandwiches for lunch and dinner every day. To this day, I cannot stand the taste of penut butter or grape jelly.
     
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    I can imagine no greater torture.
     
  10. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Soapy water on a papercut.

    NO, Living in High School Musical! Now that's torture!

    Even worse: Living in Twilight. That is the end-all absolute worst kind of torture I can think of.
     
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    I've been there before. You kind of get into a trance of not caring that you've been at the sink for god knows how long when you could be on the internet.
     
  12. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    Yeah, I get that way sometimes... 'cause, you know, the internet is so important.

    lol, anyway, I usually listen to music when I wash dishes, but today my MP3 player's battery died about a half-hour into it.
     
  13. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Not gonna lie. Expected someone to post this by now...
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    Cool story brah.
     
  16. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    What's the level of you're wrinkles?
    ....It's over 9000!?
    [video=youtube;M1Sa6Umz8YA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Sa6Umz8YA&feature=fvst[/video]
    I just had to
     
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    No it wasn't.


    Bad joke is bad.
     
  19. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    And sarcasm is sarcasm.
     
  20. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    And not sounding like sarcasm is not sounding like sarcasm.