So I tried the iGod thing...

And I pi$$ed him off and when I said goodbye he was glad. I already closed the conv. because my aunt was coming

 

iGod loves me.

You know what's fun? Omegle- *shot*

 

Got stupid and boring quick.

 

What's zat?

 

You don't know what Omegle is?

 

ALICE...

o_o

 

Omegle is the most amazing site in the world.

Or something like that.

 

I'm afraid to start a chat. D:

 

Stranger: hola
You: Hey
Stranger: tu as homlier manger?
Stranger: ERECTION
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What the hell?

 

omg Omegle. Good times, good times.

 

Very good times.

Stranger: SUP BRAH
You: NOT MUCH BRAH
You: did I ever tell you
You: that I am a horned toad
Stranger: nope
You: okay
You: well now you know
You have disconnected.

...

You: I see dead people
Stranger: thats bad
You: Are you sure about that
Stranger: positive
You: extremely positive
Stranger: well
Stranger: not hiv positive !
You have disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male or female?
You: I'm not sure.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Nuuu :c

 

Stranger: hi asl?
You: hi
You: 45
You: male
You: behind you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

That made my night.

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

wat.

 

Stranger: I'm man (straight), just looking for new friends. Still want to chat?
You: Yep, I'm a 37 year old gay man with genitals warts, still want to chat?
Stranger: Ok no problem, just don't touch your warts genital on me
You: Okay

 

Lol I just got the same exact thing twice in a row:

You: It's you after all these years
Stranger: in your dreams
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: name 5 things you are wearing, go
Stranger: !
You: but
You: i'm not wearing anything
Stranger: asl?
You: 90. Yes. In a box.
Stranger: well then, nicely done my good sir, i tip my hat to you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


K.

 

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where from?
You: a vagina
Stranger: me2
Stranger: omg

Stranger: So what nationality are you?
You: Persian
Stranger: hm
Stranger: they're all dead
You: Not all of them obviously.

 

You: Wild Abra appeared!
You: Abra used teleport
Stranger: *masterball*
You have disconnected.

They said *masterball* have a second before I disconnected god dammit xD

Edit:

You: A wild Abra appeared!
You: Abra used teleport!
You have disconnected.

Oh the satisfaction.