So I was playing Oblivion...

so i was playing oblivion and i just bought a house. slept in it and some ghosts were like "NIGGA BOO AND SHIT" then i'm like "ON SHAPZ WHO YOU GONNA CALL? THE LANDLORD!" so i call his ass and we kick some ectoplasm ass or whatever that shit is

then i hear a rumor 'bout some bitches stealin' moneyz from men. so i find dem womenz and they're like "I FUCK YOU LONG TIME" so i'm like "HELLZ YEA BITCH" i go to the farm and they're like "maybe i suk ya dick?" and i go "HELL NO THEIF! IMA POP AN ARROW IN YO ASSSS!" so i popped some arrows in their tight ass

then the guard shows up and they're like "NIGGA WE WAS REALLY THE GUARD IN DISGUISE HERE TAKE SUM GOLD BLING BLING MOTHAFUCKA" and i was like "bitchin"

 

If the game actually played like this, i would do nothing but sit in front of my xbox all day.

 

That's so weird! While you were playing Oblivion, I was playing a somewhat decent game. Crazy shit, right?

 

Fuck you. .

 

so i was playing oblivion and some old bitch was like "mah husband be hiding mah moneyz go get it!" so im like "MONEY BLING BLING MOTHAFUCKA!" so i go into that dope ass prison and find the fucka and he be like "NIGGA YOU BEST BE TROLLIN' YOU MAHBE A GUARD FUCK U MAH GOLD!" so im like "FUCK DA POPO NIGGA!" and i steal some forks and the guard goes "STOP RIGH DER CRIMINAL SCUM!" and i get thrown in that dirty ass jail.

then that faggot is like "THAT BITCH WIFE SET MAH ASSS UP NIGGA!" and i go "TRUE DAT?" so he says "YO KILL DAT BITCH AND I GIVE U MAH MONEYZ!" so i goes to dat house and i go to that two timing bitch and say "BITCH U DEAD LIKE BOOM AND SHIT!" she goes "OMG NO!" so i popped my sword up her dead ass and stole everything in dat house. i go back to dat fucka in the jail and show him dat bitch's necklace and he be like "OH SNAPZ NIGGA HERE BE THAT MAP FOR MAH GOLD!" so i go find the goldz and when i find it all im like "bitchin".

 

Fuck yeah.

 

Now, those three quests arent as action packed on my ps3....(Sarcky)
rofl,, Oblivion just rules!