So Jayn and I are getting married

Thats my job as the wedding crasher. >:c

 

Looking forward to it

Except better

Caterer

Flower girl = Megan Fox
Catches the bouquet = That's not up to me. It's up to you

No

Actually you're job is to entertain the bridesmaid

 

When will the wedding begin?

 

[begins cooking delicious Kira-bars]
=3
Congratzles¬​

 

As soona as Megan Fox gets here

I can't begin to describe my excitement at that

 

Can I be the guy they catch you in bed with before the wedding and then ask what happened the night before?

 

You can be the guy who cleans the skeet stains out of the bed on the honeymoon ..what, you and your Oxyclean didn't see that coming?

 

I was going to say yes
until I saw this:

 

Megan Fox is here. Shall we begin, then?

 

I cannot look at this thread title without reading "Jalen and I are getting married"

and it makes me very upset. :[

 

Why yes, we may begin. I've set up the decor for this evening.

 

Depends, is the Choppah they ride out in parked outside?

 

Why are you starting my wedding. :/gasp:​

 

Was she not your wedding planner?...

 

I don't even know.​

 

Get in the gown already so we can pop this **** off, I didn't get Kanye here for nothin' D:

 

He'll be back.







































































































































With the choppa.

/lame

 

*Shoots everyone.*

There saved you some bother.

 

Guess I should have left the wine in the cellar then....