So liek.. get this.

I have officially experianced one of the most hilarious moments of my life, well sober moments:

A half hour ago, yes a half hour I spent most of it trying to laugh it out of me, my neighbor rushes to my door and knocked like crazy. I igured if he's knocking at 4:30 am, he's either in danger or really wants me to beat his ass for bothering me. So I got up from my computer, told everyone I was talknig to I would brb, and answered the door. He asked me for a towel and for me to put on my shoes quick and come outside to his car. I grab him a towel and follow him outside prepared to see a murder scene or soemthing close to that extreme that would require a towel. I get to his car and what do I see in front of it? His rather large girlfriend laying on the parkinglot puking everywhere and half drowning in her own puke. I thought that that was actually what he need the towel for. NOPE! I see him whiping the dashboard of his new 2008 Chevy Malibu to see it covered in puke and his seat covered in a puddle of piss on his passenger seat. That's right, this lady was so drunk she was puking out all of her insides, couldn't walk, muttered she didn't live there(she does btw), and pissed all over his seat. At this point, I could barely keep in my laughter, but I did. My neightbor asked me to grab her legs and help me carry her to there apartment. I of course helped and we successfully got her back to her room. I went back to mine and told Vivi and everyone else on MSN the story, and they all shared a nice laugh with me. My neighbor came back knocking and thanked me for the help and told me she was passed out over the toilet puking. I responded 'No problem at all, you just gave me and my friends entertainment for a week.' He beign a joking man responded with 'yeah well, wasn't amusing for me, she ruined my new car and puked all over me.' I replied with 'That is why I grabbed her legs good sir' then shut my door, and walked away.

And that is why if you can't control your alcohol... You will be the most fun person to laugh at.

 

When that happened to a friend of mine, iit wasn't amusing. XD

 

Your friend went almost paralyzed >_> This girl wasn't paraylzed she was just gone

 

Oh in that case It's funny. A friend was like that before I went on holiday (except for puking) he appeared after a work do, and wa totally off his face, he got a beer and dropped it. It splashed everywhere in a 10 feet radius and didn't manage to smash the glass. Impressive work.

 

Lmao wow, atleast he didn't leak bodily fluids, he seemd more enjoyable xD

This proves my point true however, if you can't contro lyour alchol, you truly will be the most fun person to laugh at. I can only imagine what happens the next morinng after such a thing.

 

So wait... You grabbed the legs of a fat drunk chick?

gross