Poison control said to have him eat ice cream and it would make it feel much better. He wouldn't eat it though...because he didn't like strawberry. Kids these days.
Hmm. Pepper spray might taste okay. I mean, it has PEPPER right there. I'd like to try the taste out. Brb, I'mma go try and rape a middle class lady.
I want to seriously know how that happens. It could be something you could reinact for America's Funniest Home Videos
God, that's terrible. I really hope he gets better. The both of them are so sweet. Maybe not to each other, but sweet in a sense. xD