So. . . my mother is drunk right now

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  1. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    And she wants to buy a dog that's roughly the size of a pony.

    Help me, khv?
     
  2. The Fuk? Dead

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    Ask her for the money, tell her you'll go get one, then keep the cash.
     
  3. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    ....I don't see a problem here.
     
  4. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    An excellent idea.

    I don't know about you, but I'd rather not have a dog that looks like it can eat a baby.

    In one bite. ._.
     
  5. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    If it is the breed I am thinking of, they are super friendly and lovely <333
     
  6. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Tell her to pay it forward to her possibly drunk mother?
     
  7. Darkandroid Gets it Together

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    Ask for money.
     
  8. Stardust Chaser

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    The one time in my life a parent of mine got drunk, they collapsed on my bed and started singing songs from musicals.
    That's nowhere near as cool as wanting a giant dog.

    Get itt.
     
  9. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I would bet all 120 dollars of my life savings that that is not the one time they got drunk.
    Just the only time you know about.
     
  10. Stardust Chaser

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    Oops. That's what I meant, actually. I'll rephrase:

    The one time one of my parents got drunk in front of me, they collapsed on my bed and started singing songs from musicals.
     
  11. nasirrich King's Apprentice

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    Alright Listen

    Don't get the dog. Cause if you don't want it, and your mom is just saying that cause she's drunk. And finds the dog your f*****. Now what you can do is let her sleep it out. And if she gives you the money. Tell her to go to bed and you'll get it. Then open the door, and close it. But you'll still be inside.(Before you do that make sure that she is dead asleep). Then put the money back in her room. Or wherever she sleeping. Then try to explain things to her bit by bit. Cause her head may still be hurting from the effect of her being drunk. It should go good from there. But that's all I think that you should do anyway
     
  12. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    You're such a schemer.
     
  13. nasirrich King's Apprentice

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    Wow Never heard that one before

    I really wouldn't consider myself that at all. I just like to say things that have a... OOOOO forget it
     
  14. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    Drunk as in "We got back from a party"? Or drunk as in "everyday after she comes home"? The latter has a much larger problem to be confronted than the buying of a large dog...
     
  15. P Banned

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    Get pony. Tell her it's a giant dog.