so the other day..

I was at the trolley with a friend after we got out of college and we were just chilling and stuff. This guy, a tourist, sat behind us..and he was rather odd I could say. He at first was talking to himself so I thought " hey, maybe he's shicophrenic (or whatever you spell it) or something" I decided to look behind me (juuuust a bit) and notice he was looking at me and my friend..in a creepy way. My friend told me to ignore the guy and so we did..until he got a wee bit closer to us and said " Do you know what's a blowjob? Oh yes.. mmm I would like one of those..yes".. and I was like " WHAT.THE.****" and we decided to change seats and after we did, he stopped talking to "himself" when a guy sat infront of him.


We decided to get off at the next stop, praying that the tourist wasn't going to get off and follow us.

I swear, San Juan is full of old perverted dudes. >_>

 

Fix'd.

See this is why NJ is better, we only have guidos and they're pretty much harmless.

 

Oh, my apologies. I must've mistaken you for someone else.

 

Oh my God you are so right about the cats, there'stons of them running around the place!

I wish SJ was like NJ then D: it's like..everyday! last time was this guy blowing a kiss at me and there was this time who asked me where I lived and then he said " Can I say one thing? ...You're reaaaally beautiful, really pretty girl. " aaand then a few days ago the same guy said "No problem ..baby" after I bought him an airhead.


.-. maybe not THAT creepy..but still.

oh really? well, the answer is no, I do not know what a blowjob is. herpderp.

 

Wow, what a coincidence. Today I was touring San Juan when I went on a trolley and saw two girls in front of me. They looked like they were college age. I debated with the man who lives in my pants about whether I should try to strike up a conversation, but they looked uneasy. One of them looked at me, but the other stopped her. Clearly she was interested in me, so I got closer and asked her politely if she knew what a blowjob was. I then told her nicely that I like blowjobs. She looked a tad stunned, and they then moved away. Another man sat in front of me, and the man in my pants told me not to talk to him, so I didn't. The girls eventually got off, and the man in my pants told me to follow them, so I followed the one who showed an interest in me. Right now I'm watching her type up stuff on a computer and I'm posting from my cellphone.

 

I already di--

NO WAIT BETTER IDEA

Tootsie, I'd like you to meet my owner, P. I was chillin' in his pants at the time of the aforementioned incident.

 

FFFFFF- DOES NOT WANT.


:c

 

LOOK TOOTSIE
A PUPPY

IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'VE SEEN AND FOCUS ON THE PUPPYa

 

CAN I FOCUS ON THE PUPPY TOO? a

 

YES YOU CAN a

 

No I can't do tha D'AWWWWWWW LOOK AT THE WAY THE PUPPY IS LOOKING AT MEEEEEEEE.

 

This thread is filled with pervertedness and bestiality.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.

 

All we need is Kinky Kelly and we'll be set.

 

lolololololo

 

Where is your dog now?!

 

I'm sorry, Tootz. I told you I didn't mean to frighten you... I was just hoping for my birthday present.

>:

 

I literally went d'awwwww. :3

...then ewww as i read the rest of the post. o_O