So the top half of my toenail ripped off

Now I'm bleeding.

It's pretty goddamn funny, ngl.

 

My toenails fall off like every year its pretty weird, like my nails grow too fast and so one is already growing on my nail bed and pushes my old one off.

 

Okay that's a bit weird.
I just stubbed my toe and it broke off at a point that made me bleed.

 

Were gonna have to amputate your arm to stop the bleeding.

 

Seems legit.

 

eww, that's gross. Glad it's never happened to me before. And I'm not sure I want it too....so let's get something to tighten that toe and cut it off.....anyone have a lightsaber?

 

that's hot.

 

That's what says in the field medic journal on what to do.

 

Same thing happened to me once. It was on my little toe. And actually the whole thing ripped off. I was pretty scared at first but everything turned out okay.

 

Did you eat it.

 

It's pretty sore when that happens. My brother kicked half my toe nail off causing it to bleed and swell. I was so annoyed with him but I was fairly happy. Couldn't go to work that day since I couldn't get my foot in my shoe. xD

 

I came to KHV all the way from I don't give a ****ville to say feed that toenail to Jaden Yuki because I saw a picture of a thread he made about foot cheese on tumblr. My journey is complete.

 

you are my hero.

 

Well, at least they grow back :D

I once stapled my thumb... that was a great experience. The bit under my thumb nail was very sore.

 

i missed a lot during finals weeks, i see. :| ​

 

I am glad to see you so fulfilled.

 

I stapled my thumb once too. Now people won't think I'm an idiot.

 

Why did you have to bring that up?

 

*reads topic*

Spoiler

 

I was almost hopeful you were staying around for a while.

Thanks for the reminder...