So there's this woman

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  1. Misty gimme kiss

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    and she was, um, on an airplane, and she's flying to meet her fiancé, sailing high above the the largest ocean on planet earth, and she was seated next to this man who, you know, she had tried to start conversations, and, only really the only thing she'd heard him say was just to order his, his Bloody Mary, and

    . . . and she's sittin' there, and she's reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn't even pronounce the the name of and she's feeling very bored, and very . . . despondent.

    And then, uh . . . suddenly . . . there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the, the engines gave out, and they started just falling - thirty thousand feet - the, uh, pilot's on the, on the microphone and he's, he's saying, um, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh my God, I'm . . . I'm sorry," and apologizing and, and she looks at the man, and she, and she says, she says, she says, "Where are we going?"

    And, uh, and he looks at her . . . and he says, "We're going to a party! . . . it, it's a birthday party . . . it's your birthday party, happy birthday, darling! We love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much!

    And then um, he starts hummin' this little tune, and, and, uh, it kinda goes like this, it's kinda - one, two, one, two, three, four
     
  2. JedininjaZC Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *speechless. Raises finger, but loses thought*

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  3. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    We must talk in every telephone, get eaten off the web.

    We must rip-out all the epilogues in the books that we have read.
     
  4. Misty gimme kiss

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    Into the face of every criminal strapped firmly to a chair, we must stare, we must stare, we must stare.
     
  5. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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  6. Kiburedo Traverse Town Homebody

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  7. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Was it Mozambique?
     
  8. S.R.K.N. Moogle Assistant

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    Thats a computer... the game?
     
  9. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    That's a guy actually.
     
  10. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    bitches don't know bout my conor oberst
     
  11. S.R.K.N. Moogle Assistant

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    looking at a computer
     
  12. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    And from that day forth, Misty was a fan of TMM.
     
  13. Kiburedo Traverse Town Homebody

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    ...And we're still talking about this?
     
  14. S.R.K.N. Moogle Assistant

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    Not anymore.
     
  15. Misty gimme kiss

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    Nothing from A Collection of Songs or Lifted? Those and I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning are my favorites. o:
     
  16. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    What of Conor Oberst's various other projects?
     
  17. Misty gimme kiss

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    Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band (or whatever it's called) never really appealed to me, and I have a Commander Venus CD laying around here somewhere but I never listened to it.
     
  18. P Banned

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    I don't understand any of this thread, except that I lost the game.

    Someone explain.
     
  19. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    I'll download Lifted now and check it out

    I dunno what the first one is that you suggested :O
     
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