Some women...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Styx, Apr 7, 2011.

  1. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Was standing at a traffic light this afternoon. Even though it was red, some girl thought it was best to cross the road anyhow. She didn't see a car rushing towards her, so I pulled her back. Got slapped because I touched her breast in the process of hauling her back. Ungrateful bitch. Have fun becoming a smear of blood and cheap make-up next time.
     
  2. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    YOU TELL HER! Even though she'll never see this.
     
  3. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    That sucks, ungrateful girl.


    When I saw the title I was expecting something about sammich's or cooking, looks like I was wrong..xD
     
  4. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Same here, I was expecting something like "If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman learning her place".
     
  5. Zter Banned

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    That's the closest you'll ever be with a woman. So congrats I guess.
     
  6. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    people are just dumb sometimes.
     
  7. Roxas&Sora4E Traverse Town Homebody

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    Uhh...Maybe she thought you were some kind of pervert...? IDK I really dont have the place to say anything...

    (No comment...)
     
  8. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    Maybe she was trying to kill herself and was mad that you saved her?
     
  9. Daxa~ #stalker

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    Lol.....stupid people xD

    Though she could be scared of eh randomers?
     
  10. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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    Hmmm... that's an awesome excuse to touch her breast.
    You can also do the same when you see people walking towards her, rain falling on her, objects being thrown at her in the cinema in 3D...
     
  11. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    It has just been a long time since I made a thread here.

    The envious undertones in your post are making me feel a lot better. Thanks, man.

    It was a cool-looking car. Would hate it if that got dirty.

    That's how I learnt to chew through the initial humiliation.
    As in:
    *feels sore cheek*
    "Yeah well I touched your tits so there."
     
  12. C This silence is mine

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    Next time you wait until she gets run over and THEN you go over and touch her breasts! I have done this before u c
     
  13. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Touching your own breasts doesn't count, Chris!
     
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    The nerve of some people, slapping someone for being touched inappropriately. She should have been greatful at the very least for that. :3
     
  15. Jayn

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    I hope you said that to her.
     
  16. C This silence is mine

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    But you know just as well as I do that I have the best breasts! Oh pumpernickels.
     
  17. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    That was me .
     
  18. Terra254 Traverse Town Homebody

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    Aren't you a boy? (To lazy to check XD)
     
  19. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    She didn't know who she was dealing with, obviously.

    I told her that she ought to go and get herself run over next time, yes. Wanted to add the "smear of blood and cheap make-up" thing too, but the light turned green and she scurried off. XD

    Nice boobs.
     
  20. Spike H E R O

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    That's not how it happened in the Saving Me video! D:<

    Oh my God, Nickelback lied to me... ;____;

    Seriously, though, what the ****?