Stupid things that someone you know did.

My friend tried to kick a door open but someone opened it while she was kicking in the air and they got hurt in the stomache >_>

I remember sitting in French class and I decided to put my pencil through one of the holes of a piece of paper. ( with the three holes on the side) and I started twirling the paper around with it. I twirled faster and moved the paper closer to my face and I ended up hitting myself in the eye with it >_>

 

That same friend that I mentioned, in the first post, Once tried to prove something wrong, that was scientifically proven, through a vote of popular opinion.

 

My friends sit outside at lunch, and one of my friends for some reason had a roll of scotch tape in his back pack.
He also had a lighter.
So he got this très "clever" idea that he would roll up a piece of tape like a joint, light the end, and then try to smoke a piece of tape.

Good God, like he didn't have an insufficiency of brain cells in the first place. But he'd never smoked before in his life (as far as I know).

 

I know a friend who had a fight (verbal) in front of the whole class with me because she said there was only 1 George Bush. Everybody was screaming at her, asking her to shut up coz we all knew I was right. The teacher butt it and she swore at her by accident... let's say her non-detention streak was ruined.​

 

lol i've had similar experiences with fire.

Back in eighth grade, I was hanging out with my two friends and these three twenty sumthin year old guys (drug dealers, but i was too innocent to know back then lol) Anyway, one of the older guys named Jon was smoking a cigarette and had cut his elbow. He aws putting rubbing alcohol on the cut and some fell on his shoe and one of the other older guys thought it would be funny to grab Jon's lighter and spark his shoe. So he did and Jon had a small blue flame on his shoe for a few seconds. We were all so fascinated taht we covered our arms in alcohol and lit ourselves on fire many times. Eventually, we did it with plastic poles and had a flame sword fight...until one of those damn idiots stuck the pole in the ground and caught the yard on fire. We panicked, Jon was stomping on the fire and I was using my jacket to smother it and eventually someone called the cops....


Then my cousin was visiting a couple years ago and we were alone in my room and that cochino farted and it stunk, so I rolled up a whole piece of notebook paper in the shape of a joint and lit on fire in order to make the room smell better (I have no idea why I didn't just get some air freshener...). So by pure habit, I was holding the paper like a cigarette and he said it looked like I was smoking. So to be funny, I put the paper to my lips and took a hit. Now the paper wasn't rolled tight so the fire traveled through the paper and down my throat, burnig up the ink which also went down my throat. I collapsed to the ground coughing and dropped the paper, after a few seconds I walked (kind of crawled actually) to the kitchen and got a glass of water. I walked back into my room and my idiot cousin was too busy laughing to notice the paper was catching my bed on fire. So I stomped the paper (leaving a burnt mark on the floor) and threw the rest of the water on my bed....

The most recent thing that happened was during a blackout. We were lighting candles and my candle was inside this glass tube. The candle was used over halfway and my hand wouldn't fit in the tube to light it. So I rolled up a piece of paper, lit it with my lighter and stuck it in the tube to light the candle. It worked so I blew the paper out and threw into my garbage can. My garbage can is handwoven out of tweave and at the time had no bag in it.
So after a few minutes I look at it and it's smoking. Apparently the flame wasn't completely out, so I tried stomping it out. It worked but my shoe got stuck in the garbage can and the bottom of my sole had a hole in it.
After awhile I lifted my garbage can and noticed the paper burnt a hole through the bottom and burnt my floor pretty badly...

 

Oh....
In science yesterday we were doing a load of practicals. We had things like copper sulphates, hydrchloric acid, magnesium sulphates, ammonia, you get the picture.

Anyway, two STUPID girls in my class decided they'd make their own practicals. So they mixed EVERYTHING we had into some sugar and proceeded to burn it on a bunsen burner.

...

The teacher said it could have blown up the lab.

 

Wow, Lilbueno.... that's a LOT of fire accidents!!

I haven't heard from my friend yet =P i wonder if she's mad at me....



***edit 1:47pm***

OK AS IT'S JUST HAPPENED I NOW CAN CLAIM MY VERY OWN FIRE INCIDENT.

JUST NOW on MSN I was chatting to someone. She then asked me:

I then said, "I guess."

She then went on webcam and proceeded to show me a lot of burnt objects, including lipgloss, moisturiser and a plastic egg.

Then she asked me whether glue was flammable. I wasn't sure, so I told her I didn't know.

She then went on to burn the nozzle off a bottle of PVA glue.

Yep. She BURNT IT. Even though we didn't know whether it would explode or not.

Luckily it didn't and I still have a best friend =P

What was funnier, my sister now gets to take possession of the burnt egg when we see our friend on Monday at school.

But that really was pretty dangerous, huh?

 

A friend of mine decided that it would be fun to make rude and insolent comments towards the teacher, who wanted revenge for him getting in trouble. Eventually this got out of hand, and he was suspended for I believe excessive swearing and harming a student in rage.

 

My friend was high, said his tooth was loose, and he let us tie it to the ceiling fan and set that fucker on high. Shit was so funny. We all lol'd except for him.

 

My best friends are definitely lacking a few neurons, but they can still be funny. Once we got the bright idea to make a flametorch out of a can of Axe and a lighter. Thank god the can didn't explode.

Then, the last time we went camping one of 'em decided it was perfectly legit to use gasoline to keep our fire lit. Only cost us our eyebrows, but we were warm.

Another friend climbed a tree and was two feet away from a telephone wire....

And my roomie last year got hit by a parked fire truck at 2 in the afternoon, and he thing had it's lights on.

 

Apparently my sister thought, until quite recently, that playing basketball makes you taller.

She is 17.

 

That's true.

 

I mean like she thought that basketball players start off at a stable 5'6", but playing basket ball makes them grow a foot and a half.

 

No, not that much, but it helps them get a little taller.

 

I play basketball at school!! I'm about 5 foot lol but i'm one of the best in my class.

 

o.0...I dont wanna talk about it.Okay maybe i will...It started off in school.We were watching Jackass.My friend(Jerry)Thought it was really funny so he said,''Cool!I wanna be famous by doing stunts like the Jackass crew!Let's practise today!''I was a bit stupid here because i let him.''Sure.''I said.At 6:00 Pm He was looking at a building when i came.i said.''So where is this so called ''Stunt'' Of yours?''He said,''Oh.It's up there!''Pointing to the roof of a house.''WHAT!?''I said.He said.There's a trampoline at the bottom so it will be okay.''I said,(Sarcasticaly)''Woohoo...That makes me feel much more confident...''Me and him climbed up a tree and on the roof.He pushed me off the building but as i was falling i grabbed onto a black pipe.He thought i was down,so he jumped down and missed the trampoline.Nuf' said.

 

You'd think that they'd know by now lol
We were walking down a stone path and they were kicking a rock with them. someone kicked a rock at the back of this guy's heel. He's a completely, drama queen, attention seeking, narcissist and he crumpled over as if he'd been shot in the leg and started screaming his lungs off and we were all laughing up ahead. The fella that kicked at him, his friend, offered to help him but he just says "Go away" and sat their as a leader checked it. One of my friends decidded to take the piss out of him and said "We'll tell the (teacher)down here to collect you" and we started pissing ourselves laughing.

 

That sounds exactly like something my friend would do.

 

When I was young this kid from down the street stuck a napkin into a barbecue "just to see if it would light."

 

Lol.

This isn't someone I know, it's actually me. In my house, our bathrooms have independent, coil heaters (where the metal coils get really hot, etc). I used to (before I got caught, lol) stick rolled up toilet paper into the coils to set it on fire, then watch it burn itself out before dropping it in the toilet and flushing it down. I mean, it wasn't all that dangerous to the house, cause I kept it over the toilet the whole time, and I'm pretty good with fire, but it was dangerous to me. I never did burn myself, though. That was several years ago. I am still forbidden to turn on those heaters when I'm home, though.