superglue everywhere

I hate my life .

 

What on earth happened?

 

Why would you hate life if the superglue was everywhere? I am pretty sure life wasn't like "Oh, hey. Yea, I am going to just squirt superglue everywhere now. Have fun."

 

Life has never given you lemons before, has he?

 

So it is a he? Dang, and all this time I thought it was a she....

Just make some lemonade..

 

I'm afraid it's not that simple. See, I ordered oranges specifically because my aunt is allergic to lemons, so I had to adapt my meringue recipe to include oranges instead of lemons.. I'll have to see Life's manager to sort it all out.

 

I love oranges a lot better than lemons. I mean seriously, who doesn't?

 

Whooooooooooosh.

 

Yea ... I have a really short attention span ><

 

I was about to leave this thread to the darkness forever, but then I noticed "Queer Lesbian Jesus" was viewing the thread, now I'm intrigued.

 

Well there is only one thing you can do. Stick things to the superglue e.g. tv remotes, lego, useless junk.