Tales From the Wasteland

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  1. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Chapter 1: The Beginning

    After being told my father left the Vault I just had to find him. I had so many questions like "Where did he go?" "What's out there?" "Are there drugs?". Little did I know that the Overseer being a dick he is wanted to kill me so I had no choice but to escape. As I was on my way Butch stopped me and being the pussy he is begged me to save his mother from some Rad-Roaches. Unfortunately too late and she died. Butch walked into the room as I was stealing her clothes and stopped to whine like a bitch so I decided to show him how a man acts and cracked him over the head with my bat and stole his jacket.

    I noticed Amata was trapped in a room with her dick father the Overseer and some punk bitch cop. Luckily that gun I gave her came into good use and she shot the cop for me. I was then stuck in a dilemma, do I leave or do I kill the bastard Overseer and hurt Amata's feelings forever? After killing Butch I was high on blood thirst so my choice was obvious. I walked in and smashed my bat into the Overseers' head as he tried to find a weapon to defend himself with. Now my path was clear and bloodstained bat in hand I walked towards the exit. Amata soon came running and cried about me killing her father. It seems when a person's parent dies they turn into a pussy, good thing I highly doubt my father will get killed in front of me. I decided to leave her alone and open the gates to freedom. Gone was the ****** life in Vault 101, and the wasteland was calling for my greatness.
     
  2. Advent 【DRAGON BALLSY】

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    This man is the next Charles Dickens.
     
  3. Luka Deafening silence

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    Yaaaaaaaaay Fallout 3
     
  4. Cleopatra King's Apprentice

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    I was just thinking that.
     
  5. Mielé Banned

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    I love the song starstrukk.

    edit: diego sure loves his 3OH!3
     
  6. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    3oh3 is for teenage girls and ******s, as ty has said.

    so, which one are you?
     
  7. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Where have I heard you say that ?
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    Starstrukk is actually one of the only songs I like by them.
     
  8. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Did you all like it enough for me to pump out more?

    I could also do more of my Oblivion ones too.