That girl from spy kids..

We have the same birthday. WE SHARE SOMETHING SPESHAL THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE.






















I share it with Peewee Herman too...which is only a minor setback. You can share "special" with him.


ugh...

 

Maybe now she will love you.

 

I share the same birthday with Isaac Newton, and J. R. R. Tolkien was born only a day before.

 

Oh by the way.

Me and Chuck Norris are b-day buddies.

I win, forever.

 

I was thankfully born two days before Michael Jackson. Those 48 hours...I can never thank them more...

 

You said the secret wurd!!!

 

I'VE GOT MOTHER TERESA.
o

 

To think of the tormenting people would give you.

 

Chuck Norris would kick her ass, and she wouldn't even try to stop him.

 

1. Wow, that chick never got even remotely attractive.

2. Peewee is fucking epic.

 

He's old and his jokes are dying.

Plus hes Republican. (JUUUUUUUUUSST KIDDDDINGGG)

 

Lol, I dunno. Ask Wolfie.

 

JEALOUSYYYYYYYYYYYYY! o

And I believe he was arrested for some kind of sexual assault. I'm too tired to look it up...which automatically puts him on Michael Jackson level...

 

Julius Cesasar, bitches.

 

I've never heard of this "Julius Cesasar". Who was he?

 

Obviously a Cesasar or Roeme. Not to be confused with Julius Caesar of Rome.

 

Born in 1038 to a wealthy family, he discovered a potent elixir that turns your insides invisible, confusing doctors and preventing several medical advances. With these advances, the human population would have rapidly expanded, ravaging the planet of resources, and finally making the planet permanently uninhabitable until the death of sun.

 

Well now I've lost.

 

I share the same birthday as Mali and Bulgaria.

 

I also apparently share it with Confucius.