The Apple Machine

Yeah, they're even in Australia.

 

Yea really. I have a Wal-Mart and HEB (HEB is a Texas exclusive)

 

Dude, why would you want to skin apples? Unless you're going to eat the skin separately. The skin is the best part!

 

Those things entertain me so. XD

 

I don't really like the skin.

 

The skin was always my favorite part too. :c

Also I have a feeling someone is going to turn this into a Hannibal Lecter conversation.

 

oh you Americans and your useless machinery.

 

We like our useless things, thank you.

 

I saw a good amount of useless things in Holland while I was there. Examples:
1. A bear shaped pancake griddle.
2. Fake Oreos
3. A piano shaped toilet seat cover
4. Universal Health Care
5. An apple peeler that swivels
6. Shopping carts that you pay one Euro to use and then get your money back when you return it.

I could go on.

However, I do admit that Albert Heijn is the greatest grocery store of all time.

 

... You're kidding me right? ._. It takes five freaking seconds to do that with a knife, jesushell people are lazy nowadays.

 

How is 6 a useless thing? AH wants their carts back, and avaricious Dutchguys want their Euro back.

I work at that store as Teamleader. :3

 

It takes me five minutes.

@Mr. Pumpkin: They can always just have an alarm on the cart that activates once it's a certain distance away from the store.

 

Oh snap that's a long time bro, how big are these apples, the size of a Pumpkin?

And about the cart thing, you could easily just ruin the alarm and even if that wasn't possible it's much more expensive to install something like that in all their carts. The system is fine as it is really, if you can't have an euro with you, or one of those coins made specifically for those carts, then you don't deserve to use carts lol

 

No. A normal apple. And for the record, that's how long it takes everyone I know in real life.

 

That's pretty darned gosh awesome, not gonna lie <:

 

Us Canadians have them too. :D

 

Nobody cares about Canadians anymore since that demon kid with the perfect hair came along.

 

Justine Bieber=Worse than a demon.

 

A little sad that I instantly thought of Justin Bieber as well.

On another note, that apple machine kinda made me laugh. Why don't you just use a regular peeler and an apple core-er? xD Seems really lazy of people to go out and buy an apple machine.

An apple machine.​