The Apple Sauce Song

One day I sat alone upon the bench I called home, hungering for love I never dreamed of, when then along came applesauce, the food I'd always heard of. And in a bite I was hooked so fast, I vomited my heart as applesauce rushed past. Oh if applesauce was a girl, I'd totally do her...in the...ast.O.o

Apple sauce is so awesome, I love it so much it's basically pwnsome. If applesauce were a girl I'd tap that...biiiiiiiitcheeeeees. I'd tap that...*****es.

And the years went by and applesauce stayed here with me, often inside me. Oh applesauce always treated me well, unlike Mish...that sauce from hell. Applesauce never abused me, never used me, never touched me like my father diiiiiid...unless I asked it toooooo.

Apple sauce is so awesome, I love it so much it's basically pwnsome. If applesauce were a girl I'd tap that...biiiiiiiitcheeeeees. I'd tap that...*****es.

OH *****ES *****ES YEAH ID' SO TAP IT TAP THAT TAP THIS *****ES **** ***** TAP TAP IT TAP THAT *****...SEX...UM TAP YEAH SEXY TAP IN THE *****!!!!(Head bang)

APPLE SAUCE!!!!

 

I didn't read it.

 

yeahhhhhhhhhhh boiii

 

Gross. 'v_v

 

Chocolate sauce is better

 

You....take...that...back. >:/

 

More like **** from hell.

 

Chocolate Rain

 

Encore, encore! :D

 

we want penis

 

Scroll up! :D

 

I came with the intensity of a million choir boys singing the highest note possible all at once.

 

And I came with the energy of a 9 year old kid with an insanely large penis.