The Boardwalk Hobo's

Discussion in 'Forum Families' started by Tallian, Sep 30, 2006.

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  1. Mish smiley day!

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    Woah. Maybe we were even adopted!! Tell us the truth, papa!
     
  2. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I kinda wanna know who my mama is. :/
     
  3. Tallian Banned

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    Allright......It was Jessica Alba but she dumped me for that gayfer in that new penguin movie. Sorry children.:(
     
  4. Mish smiley day!

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    Jessica Alba is our mother???

    Damnit, how can she live with herself knowing that her children are living in the gutter?
     
  5. Tallian Banned

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    She's making ten mil a day, thats how.:cool:
     
  6. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    So uh... good bye everyone. I'm going on a search for money... er... my mama!
     
  7. Tallian Banned

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    You can't get close to her, I've tried. She has a lot of security. I got sent to the hospital by trying to walk on her lawn. I tripped over one of her dogs and busted my head.
     
  8. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    you forget. I look exactly like my mother... only younger, just watch! I'll bring mother back!


    Edit: After I just posted this, I saw Kadaj in my sig and bursted laughing cause of the "mother" referrence
     
  9. Tallian Banned

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    Haahahah. I have one question..Are you obsessed with DS?
     
  10. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Well, he is my favorite character in the KHVR manga. I mean, he looks like Kadaj! xD

    BTW I brought my mother. Did'cha know her name is now Jenova?
     
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    Jenova!? You found your mom!? Wow, this is a cool reunion. I need to give her a proper welcome. Too bad I can't afford a flower, we're hobos.
     
  12. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Mother cant talk right now since she went to vocal surgery but she says that she forgives everything you did and wants to re-marry

    look at her! Shes beautiful!
     
  13. Mish smiley day!

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    But I thought that was Kadaj's mother....

    Does this mean Kadaj is our step-brother? :O!
     
  14. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Yesh! and Kadaj's twin is Deathspank... wow, this family sure does have alot of twins.
     
  15. Tallian Banned

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    Dang....I didn't even know that. Waaaa.....My children, I admit, you guys were adopted! Jessica Alba was married to someone else, had children, and sent you guys to an orphanage. I got you guys from there and trained you to be a hobo. All of your lives are one big lie!
     
  16. Mish smiley day!

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    D'x Noooooo.

    Papa is not really our Papa. :(


    And since when are hobos allowed to adopt? xD
     
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    Uhhh..Shhh.....They didn't know I was a hobo.xD

    And your mom, Jenova, she rocked my sox until she went with Sephiroth and had Cloud.
     
  18. Mish smiley day!

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    At least this makes Cloud my step-brother. ._.
     
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    Nope, I only saw Jenova one night. We went out for a minute and I dumped her for Rikku. She went off to Sephiroth, had Cloud, Cloud married and had you guys, then Cloud died...So Cloud's step-wife, Marry, went to my hobo box and gave you guys to me. Then, I sent all of you away to Hobo military school. You guys died the next day, I was sad. Out of sadness, I spent one millions dollars to clone all of you. Then we turned into hobos. Thats the whole story.
     
  20. Mari Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Ok, wait. Me and Mish are Cloud's daughter's clones? and since when was there ever such thing as a step-wife? O_o
     
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