The Buccaneering Automaton Paladins of the Undead (aka: the B.A.P.U.)

I'm a good swimmer, swimming through the very fabrics of time to get here. Hi.

 

So, are you enjoying your stay on our ship? I hope so, seeing as you'll be staying with us for a bit.

This be the P.R.N.w.a.a.Z, the I.N.whatever are the other team. You can join whichever one you'd like, but we've got cake.

 

You'll never take me alive!

 

Arrg, well if that be your stance then I can arrange an alternative.

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If I was you I'd go sit in the brig till your Captain comes to negotiate.

 

.....but..this.....you can't eat me o.o

 

*watching from the saber* oh shiz.... uh...uh..Battle! We'll battle you! if you win you can take him.

 

This is my turf smurf, if you've forgoten I'm the Captian of the Flash and have at my disposal a variety of gifs. But I'll give you a fighting chance.

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GIF DUEL GO!

 

Psh. Worst comes to worst, we can trade one hostage for another. Now let's get out of here before we get caught!!

 

oooo tempting but the dark side offers cookies, besides if don't join the I.N.V.S.P. my sister will eviscerate me so i can't, thanks anyway, but one way or another will meet on the battle field see ya around.

 

*facepalm* Mr. Smurfasaurus, why'd ye post in their thread? Playin' with fire will eventually get ye burned.

Well, Cap'n, I be here to negotiate for the safe return of my crewmate, Mr. Smurfasaurus. In return, I be willin' to free Mr. DarkTraitor, the funk man, and give ye six cans of Dr. Pepper from me own treasure hoard. What d'ye say, deal?

 

Come to negotiate?



Alright sounds good, we both need to work on crew disciplinary..but tonight I be havin Dr. Pepper so I'm cool. Until we meet on the field of battle(or other reason), yaarg Cap'n.

Btw, the cake was a lie.

 

Aye, Yaargh to ye as well. Mr. Smurfasaurus, stay off the other team's thread before ye get captured again. Cap'n Droid4Productions, here be the six cans of Dr, Pepper I promised ye, fresh from the fridge, and Mr. DarkTraitor, ye be free to go. It was great doin' business with ye, We'll be seein' ye later.

*Leaves the Flash with Smurfasaurus.*

 

*being dragged away* BUT THEY'VE GOT CAKE HERE! NOOOOOOO!

 

Oh yes plenty, please, come have some.



This is the part where you run away~

 

Oh, I'm free already?
There was no super-dramatic battle for my life or anything? Am dissapoint.
But thank ye Cap'n!

EDIT:
Our rivals are out stealing from planets, and I think that as Pirate Robot Nazi's who are also Zombies, it would only be right for us to go out and invade, conquer, and possibly eat the brains of some planets ourselves.
So, gentlemen, anyone in favour of going on a raid? And do we be having any suggestions of targets?

 

I say yes! RAISE YOUR GLASSES OF RUM TO THE HEAVENS!




LET'S DO THIS ****!

 

IDEA TIME!!
First off; despite being bitter rival ships, I think it'd be a great idea to share in a raid on a planet at some point in time with the Space Pirates, all banding together to get more TREASURE and SLAVES, and whatever else it is that we invade the planet for.
The only problem I can see with doing such a thing would be where it would be placed, which leads me to the second part of the idea;
Spam Zone planets.
Exactly what it sounds like; we create a thread in the Spam Zone (or even in the family zone, if possible) to be used as the planet we're invading. That way it doesn't intrude on either side's thread, neither team has an advantage, it's just all out RAIDING.
Thoughts?

 

Well seeing as it's the spamzone it be fine to use, but how exactly are we supposed to help them raid? Eh idk, if you guys are in favor of trying it I'm all for it. So long as you seem to have a good grasp of this funk, you'll be in charge of group raid planning for the P.R.N.w.a.a.Z.

 

And I'll be in charge of carrying them out.

I'm good with the planet thread, but we have to think up some good weapons (speaking of which, I'd like to be promoted to weaponsmaster).

Well I've got some good ideas, but they're kind of basic:


[1] Keyblade (Duh)

[2] AK47's.

[3] Laser AK47's.

[4] Slingshots.

[5] Nuclear rocks (for the slingshots).

[6] Yuri :lolface:

 

Promotion granted. Now I'll unleash my stash to accommodate you.

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FOR NARNIA!

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We'll be unstoppable.

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If I posted those gifs our Ship would get sunk by staff and their cruise missiles.

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