The Disorganized Organization of Organized Deadpools Society (Or D.O.O.D.S)

I'm afraid bullets simply aren't enough to kill a staff member.

 

Good God, they're alive...

And they infiltrated our poorly defended hideout! In the words of the Heavy Weapons Guy: "HAOW DID DIS HAPPIN!?"

 

But my defenses were flawless! I've never met a man alive that can get through a sugar cube wall, aliens.

 

Maybe that's becuase...Wait for it....

THE STAFF IS NOTHING BUT ZOMBIES!!!

 

Alien zombies...Good god it all adds up! To think we never noticed who we were being ruled by!

 

This certainly complicates things. Where's Chris Redfield when ya need him?

 

Holy. ****ing. ****.

Sign me up man.


Under the name Deaddy.

 

Screw him, get me Mulder and Skully!

 

X FILES REFERENCE JUST GOT YOU REP.


/herp derp

 

My dears,I feel the urge to shoot someone.
We need to plan some sort of way to get people to hire us.
Shameless bribes perhaps?

And hiiaaa Teddy~

 

Hm....Shoot anyone who doesn't hire us?

 

Or we could do something so awesome that people will want to hire us?

 

Or.......both.

 

Greetings, DOODS.
I do have a mission for you.
I want five volunteers to shoot Llave de Espada.

Rep will be given~​

 

Me. I'll do it

 

Great. I now need four more volunteers.
Spread the news. ​

 

You've got me on board! I need the pay the bills somehow!

 

You have your third.

 

O Captain, my captain.

Fourth.

 

And I will join you, gentlepools. When do we start?