The never ending Cheat code

Once you build it Cid will turn green and then melt- but he's not dead. You must ride off in the ship to...

 

Atlantic! Where you will restore order and the ability to actually fight there, using.....

 

your special Goldeneye. Once you win the battle, Dr. No apears and starts to lick worms. A minigame starts, and you have to cut the sphincter (sp?) off as many worms as you can.

 

If you succeed then Dr. No will give you a rock. You have to take this to Lexaeus and he will cover it in choclate. There is a cutscene of him doing it while he does it.

 

You have another goal after he choco coats the rock. You go to Xigbar and give it to him as a sacrifice for his time cult

 

Xigbar will dribble on it, you won't be getting it back any time soon. But then you fall into a pit and find.....

 

Cloud kissing tifa. Roxas then breaks them and sephiroth comes there with....

 

A sausage! He beats Roxas over the head with it, and Roxas gets knocked out.

 

Roxas wakes up in the past. he sees that kairi and namine are naked in bed.

 

Roxas decides to jump into the bed but some one else is already there....

 

Sora is there. He beats Roxas with the keblade and send him flying to...

 

candy mountain!! where he gets his kidney stolen

 

rOXAS THEN EATS CANDY AGAIN, HE GETS ATTACKED BY A TWIZZLER....

 

The twizzler has 9000 hp. You must beat it the you see a cutscene where..

 

Sephiroth does Roxas' momma. Roxas then puts on the blind and gets mistaken for Riku by....

 

The whole organization who start dancing to Ramalama Bang Bang (Love this song!) like zombies and must all be dodged then...

 

smack yourself in the head until you knock yourself out, then....

 

You wake up in one of Vexen's labs, where is putting experiments on you that will...

 

Change your gender then..

 

Roxas wakes up and notices he is a woman, Vexen is laughing like a...