The Never had a girlfriend thread!

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  1. Azure Flame Banned

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    I am the most pathetic and idiodic of them all. A couple years ago, a girl actually asked me out and I just got so nervous, I said no. I said that I needed to concentrate on school work, which was a lie.
     
  2. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    broken record much??
     
  3. Rosey Chaser

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    Thats not cheesey!!!! Its true! My teachers daughter is getting married to the crush shes had since 3rd grade! It really counts on what you do! You dont know if you really like the girl/guy. *hugs* Its okay, you can always talk to us
     
  4. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Riku, you do realise that the only reason I don't have a gf is because I always try..........and get slapped in the end
     
  5. TAFKAA8 Banned

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    Yeah... Trying really isn't my thing. I've never had to work or try at anything. I don't see starting at something I hate to do. Isn't there someone else here that's never really felt that having friends and a social life is important? I mean I do better on my own.
     
  6. Riku Replica Moogle Assistant

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    the best things of the life just happen once in the life so don´t waste the opportunitite of living something wonderful

    yo guys don´t have nothing to lose, but have much to win :lol: :ff10sora:
     
  7. Rosey Chaser

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    Its okay to be nervous around girls! Its only Natural, I have to admit, we are a bit scary at times XD. Dont harp on yourself about it, there will be other chances.
     
  8. Spitfire I'm a little high, and a little drunk.

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    Honestly people if you are going to talk about it like it is so bad, best advice to get a girl....

    Suck up you balls and just go all out. Don't sit around waiting they don't come to you, trust me. Its like the hunt, you have to get out there and go after someone, and don't try to get a girlfriend. Try and get a friend don't be all up front with someone get to know her first.
     
  9. Rosey Chaser

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    Thats probably because your being cheesey and just hitting on them because they're hot. Tell me what you would say to a girl that you liked (or thought was hot)

    I like the way this guy thinks. Get to know the girl before you hit on her
     
  10. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    ^Also one of the truest words

    There are a lot of people out there, and all are beautiful in every way, like what he said "take a chance!" Be brave!! Have confidence!! Don't act someone that you're not!!! act natural!!!

    You may never them again in a lifetime but hey, you still have a lot of people to see, just don't give up on one, there's more out there waiting for you...to care for you always...you'll regret if you don't this later on

    Just imagine, you alone, ugly apartment, single, 86!!!!
     
  11. Rosey Chaser

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    And also getting your confidence up around girls now, will deffinatly help you get the girl of your dreams later :)

    And thats an incouraging last line, lol
     
  12. Deathsight44 Kingdom Keeper

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    Lol, well lately I have been usen this good one I picked up from a friend. "Baby, you must be a parken ticket cause you got fine written all over you". Anouther friend of mine said that it was from a tv show, but I don't know. I just know that that either way, I get slapped.
     
  13. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    wow...............that will never work.......
     
  14. Spitfire I'm a little high, and a little drunk.

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    Basicly, don't put on a fasade. Just go out and be the idiot that you are at heart. I met one of the greatest girls in my life cause I was skateboarding in life jacket in my town centre. Just be yourself, if they are to much of an jerk not to talk to you by you being yourself than they are not worth knowing.
     
  15. Riku Replica Moogle Assistant

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    the best things of the life just happen once in the life so don´t waste the opportunitite of living something wonderful

    yo guys don´t have nothing to lose, but have much to win :ff10sora: :lol:
     
  16. Alpha Sonix Why so asymmetrical?

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    I picked up the line "Is it hot in here, or is it just you." It's so funny :D
     
  17. Spike H E R O

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    Also, honesty literally is the best policy for girls. Let me tell ya,out of experience, girls hate being lied to. A little white fib is fine, but don't ever pull bull-**** when it comes to anything involving a relationship
     
  18. Rosey Chaser

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    Okay, I looked at it and I laughed. And then I showed my brother and his friend and they laughed. That is one of the weird pickup lines i have seen. You need to get a better one. You sound like the cheesy guy that hit on my friend last week. I can see why they would slap you. GET TO KNOW THE GIRL FIRST!!!! Ask a few questions, school, hobbies, what she likes to do, and then you go in.
     
  19. Sorax SPAAAAAAACCCCCEEEEEEEEEE is a triumph.

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    ^ very true.........and your example was....rather imaginative?
     
  20. Jaxed Twilight Town Denizen

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    I never try to use pick up lines, most of the time, thats just asking to be slapped..........
     
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