The New Organization Misfits

I'm a very parinoid guy. I can get scared easily, so yeah...

 

I have it came in second to Stephen Colbert's book.

 

Oh.

Random quote time:

 

No words have been spoken truer.

 

Must have missed it when it was released.

 

You are missing an American classic.

 

I'm not an American...although I am in North America.

lol

 

Then a....North American Classic.

Yeah save

 

..........

 

Not a good joke? okay hmm....


two thieves went golfing but they didn't play the fairway.
(Doom should know this incredibly well)

 

I don't get it?

 

I don't tell jokes...I AM a joke...in the right clothes.

 

D:<

Damn those 2 things!!!

 

two THEIVES went golfing, but didn't play the FAIRWAY (fair way, get it? cuz their thives?)

So we talk about you then?

 

I'm a man people a MAN.

 

Umm, I don't understand.

 

a vampire, an isolated island in the bahamas, a joke, stationary, gawd banner, what next? Superman? oh wait, youy said that before didn't you..hmmm...

 

I pay child support in Seatle.....I'm kidding.....I don't pay child support.


*joke*

 

Two thieves went golfing, but they didn't play the Fair Way.

 

Hmm.. okay well thievs steal things right? they dont get them fairly because they don't buy it for themselfs they take it, so the went golfing and didn't play the fairway (the fair way, without a space inbetween fair and way)

It's a pun.

...*crickets* I don't get it. ._.