The New Organization Misfits

That I'm the coolest mofo ever!

 

Don't be-

....um....I forget.


Hey what's happening?
No.
What's wrong with your legs?
Where are we going?
Are you coming back?
Oh hey! you're the lady from the test. Hi.
What's that noise?
Is that a gun?
Where are we going?
Ooooo, what's in here?
Who are you?
What is that?
Oh what is that?
What's that?
what is that?
Oh that thing has numbers on it.
Hey what's that thing?
Ooooo, do you smell something burning?
Oh, what's wrong do you smell something burning?
*gets dropped in an incinerator*
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

X_x

 

Psychosamatic out of insane.

 

You're kidding me, did you just throw that apature science thing we don't know what it does into an apature science emergency intelligence incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen.

....


Good news, I fond out what that thing you just incinerated did. it was a morality core they installed in me after I flooded the entertainment center in a deadly nuro-toxin, to stop me form flooding the entertainment center in a deadly nuro-toxin so get comfortable while i warm up the deadly nuro toxin emitors.

 

Have you been smoking that bad hemp I told you not to smoke.

 

Oh, that core you incinerated had some responsibilities, I can't shut off the intrusion defenses. Oh well.

If you want my advice you should just go lay down in front of a rocket, trust me, it will be alot less painful than the nuro-toxins

 

Or I could just listen to copies of Mariah Carey and end my missery that way :/

 

Alright, just keep doing whatever it is that you think you're doing. But the rocket really is the way to go.

 

But I have an uncontrolable fear of deadly rockets that want to kill me in the horrible depths of space.

 

You have lost your sense of Direction, we are not in space.

 

But that is where the rocket is going to send me if I go on it......I swear a political debate sounds like a more human death righ now.

 

The rocket couldn't take you to space, it is to small.

Unfortunately as much as I would love to I can't get the nuro-toxin into your head any faster

 

I knew you were trying to kill me you red headed devil.

 

I was going to throw you a party that all your friends where invited to before you started this, even your companion could have came, but of course they couldn't cause you murdered them. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends, because of how unlikeable you are. It says so right here in your personal file unlikeable, liked by no one a bitter unlikeable loner who's passing shall not me mourned. that's exactly what it says. very formal very official. it also says you where adopted....

nuro-toxin...*couch cough*...so deadly...

HAHAHAHA. kidding.

when I said DEADLY nuro-toxin honestly it's not deadly at all....for me, you on the other hand are going to find it's deadliness alot less fun.

 

Well if I can stay a cynical man with one aganda.....Me. Then I say I have lived a full life. Cause I rather die alone than live my life as a bubble headed optimist who thinks everything happens for a reason. You know like natural disaters, crack babies, sugar free candy, Hugh Jackman, and cancer. So if that rocket is my ticket out of this hell we all so easily call life. Then baby where do I sign?

 

Just stand in front of the aiming laser and wait to be fired at by the defenses.

 

I'll fix this one part for you:

It says so right here in your personal file: unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikeable loner who's passing shall not me mourned. Shall not be mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted.

 

Wooowo, hold on I thought it was a rocket? Now it is a laser......I sence hesistation in your tone.

 

Thank you Demyx.

The laser aims, and the rocket is fired. You die, I live on to continue with my experiments.

 

The funny thing I find is adoption isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to believe. Cause there was a reason I was adopted could be due to the fact my real parents were in fit of handleing responsiblity. If that is the case then I glad I'll never met them and met my end at the hands a rocket/laser.