The official unofficial staff requirement and advantages list

These are the things you'll need if you ever aspire to become one of us. If you don't fit in any of these requirements, then you need to reassess your life.
Incidentally, you don't have to fit all these qualifications. This list is based on previous staff experiences.

#1: You must have the most terrible sleeping pattern ever or sleep a total of 4 hours per day.
#2: Your life must be filled with problems that make you cry yourself to sleep at night.
#3: You're confident and extremely popular in real life? Gtfo you'll never be hired.
#4: Being an animu fan is a must.
#5: You must be ready to sacrifice hundreds of hours of your free time for no pay, no recognition and no sort of acknowledgment whatsoever.
#6: You must know how to play an instrument and/or sing.
#7: Fooding and sleeping must be your favorite hobbies.
#8: Having the worst timing ever is crucial.
#9: You do not talk about the staff section (Alternatively, see #14)
#10: Silent as a ninja,
#11: sneaky as a lurker.
#12: Laugh insecurely at most jokes pointed at you.
#13: Writing fanfictions is a cool additions
#14: You can talk about staff section when you enjoy making people jealous.
#15: Creative shipping of KHV Staff members is important.
#16: Sacrifice your free time to draw KHV Staff member ships.
#17: Writing fanfictions about KHV Staff Members ships is always a sweet addition.
#18: You must have a pet.
#19: Whenever an important staff conversation is happening, you have to go take a 2-3 hour long shower.
#20: Laziness.
#21: You must be obsessive over the tiniest things.
#22: You must have ADHD
#23: Making fun of the French is the most important requirement ever.
#24: You must have a special skill of some sort. Example: Sabby with sandwiches, Enzy with being posh, Wolfie with killing things, etc.
#25: There is no #25. I just didn't want to stop at 24 because OCD.

 

I have all of these, bring it.

 

I fit most of these (especially the ships, fanfics, and other things).

Spoiler

Plus, #24 is achieved solely through my love of older men.
Booyaka!
nope, still not catching on

 

I have amazing chances after all.

 

I think I got most of them, if not all covered.

 

yup basically defines my life. ;~;

 

Everyone makes fun of the French. Say hullo to 55,770 new staff members!

 

Seems legit.

I say you make these completely official.

 

#1 is basically based off of you lol.

 

My goodness.
The only one I did not have,was number 18,about having a pet.
But I have a little brother,which counts.
My body is ready.

 

According to this very French and thusly insignificant list, my chances are too good.
What am I doing with my life?​

 

no wonder i'm not a staff member

 

#1: ✓
#2: ✓
#3: ;u;
#4: ✓
#5: ✓
#6: x
#7: ✓
#8: ✓
#9: ✓
#10: ✓
#11: ✓ I am invisible.
#12: ✓
#13: x
#14: ✓
#15: ✓
#16: ✓
#17: x
#18: ✓
#19: x I don't have a shower. ;_;
#20: ✓
#21: ✓
#22: ✓It has been rumored.
#23: ✓
#24: ✓ I am a loli.
#25: lol​

 

who needs good sleep schedules when you can have video games and procrastination? : D

 

Amen to that~

 

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Naughty baguette thoughts. o:

 

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Aww, too much pr0n, Claw?

just kidding, you can never have enough of that section