The Thread of neverending randomness!!!!!

How do we stop tony now?!

 

You got taught by Wonder Woman??? O.o Interesting. Um, can somebody get me untied. Please.

I'LL PET YOU!!!! I just need to get untied first. O.o

 

im not petting anyone. LASSO! UNTIE! *it tightens* GAH! STUPID LASSO! UNTIE! someone get a knife!
i swear, if this is wonder woman's idea of a joke....i shouldn't have left that...umm...surprise in her shoes...

 

*Pulls out huge knife*
Ok, I'll get you out if a jiffy! If only I can get my arm to stop shaking.....This may hurt a little....

 

What surprise was that then meow meow meow

 

Gah, can't. breathe. help. me. Why's your hand shaky??? Don't hurt me, don't hurt me.

 

the "surprise" is for me to know and you to find out. now that this cursed lasso is ripped apart, i'll need something else... i know! i'll set up a GIANT sports event! tony ALWAYS goes to those! but i'll need help. someone learn how to a) skateboard b) snowboard c) be a spectator and make me do it all

 

*hand still shaking*
ALright, I'm going to try and cut the rope....please do not scream.....

 

whoa! better let me do that! my hand doesn;t shake.

 

I choose c . Yesh, when they gets me out, I can finally pet the kitty. :D

 

BUT ITS MY KNIFE!!*Proceeds to cut rope*
Don't worry.......only 3 out 5 people die after my operations.......you will be fine.......

 

ughh...i bet the other 2 people have hideous scars on their hands, am i right?

 

3 OUT OF 5!!!!!! I'm scared. :(

 

Yey I'm going to get petted Meow

 

why do i have to be the athelte? fine, as long as it lures tony here, i could care less. 13thDarkness, you got the net ready? or a baseball bat? tony won't be easy to stop when he's awake.
that reminds me....where did we put cookie monster?

 

You would be right Shadow Tactician.....but those people, through some theropy, will learn to thank me....or at least they will thank me, because if they don't, I may before another "operation" on them.......MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M FREAKING OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I think that Cookie Monster is in that hospital thing. O.o I choose Baseball bat.

 

Now then, hold still while I jab this pointy knife at you with a shaky hand and try and cut this rope!

 

...No one going to pet me...meow meow meow okay then

 

*cries* I'll try. *hands get deeply cut* Ow. I'll try and pet you with my feet, is that okay, cuz my hands are kinda occupied right now. O.o