The WOman rules

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  1. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Here are rules the girls of all ages follow. So men read, pay attention, and use!


    1. Don't be a couch potato-
    If you want sports play them, record them, then watch them after your sweaty!

    2. Put the toilet seat down-
    Some of us tend to fall in the toilet unless you PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!

    3. If you ask what's wrong and we say nothing...keep asking!-
    unless you want to live your life alone.

    4. Give women time to talk-
    only moms talk for 2 hours straight people. The average girl only talks for 2 minutes.

    5. If you want a girlfriend be sure to give them their shopping time. Also we see something shiny and feminine. DON'T talk!

    Those are the rules. FOLLOW THEM! (not nearly as long as the guys list. Man you guys are hard to please)
     
  2. Cia (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧*.✧

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    .... It's so true... xD;
     
  3. Spitfire I'm a little high, and a little drunk.

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    ..last time I question a girl on whats wrong she punched me in the face. Turns out she was mad at me for something I didn't do....dumb bish. Oh and look before you sit.
     
  4. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Um yeah...you should know that girls do that by now... also when you gotta go you gotta go...
     
  5. Explode Who?!

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    Yeah, seriously, I rarely ever use the bathroom standing up (just not my kind of thing) and I don't think I've ever fallen in.

    I can't believe you just called guys "hard to please." Most of the things on the guys list said "I don't really give a crap," last time I checked, doing something is harder than not doing something. Girls can be really picky sometimes, and say one when they mean something else, and then get mad at you for not knowing what the f*** she's talking about. It's okay to say "nothing" if you're asked "what's wrong?," but don't get mad for not asking again. At least we asked. I don't know about you, but I don't like getting the third degree when I already gave a straight answer. I digress....
     
  6. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    You have to admit though guys are spacey. I mean like they don't know what my P.E. teacher talks about. And he's a guy. And he talks clearly. Girls aren't very hard to please bring them flowers and we're happy!
     
  7. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    those are true
     
  8. Jordier0xs0x King's Apprentice

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    I understand both Females and Males =D
     
  9. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Cookie for you!
     
  10. Nymph of Destiny Chaser

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    Very, very, very true. *claps* True gentlemen would probably comply with these few little rules, no offense to anyone... :D
     
  11. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    you want a cookie don't you

    *gives cookie*
     
  12. Nymph of Destiny Chaser

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    That and it's girl power! But thank you for the cookie! :D *takes cookie* lol
     
  13. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    chocolate chip can be a powerful flavor lol

    g2g see ya!
     
  14. Explode Who?!

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    Yes, guys are pretty spacey, and I'm often ashamed to one XD Even though I relate more with girls, my mind still works like a guy's, in other words, "get things done as simply as possible." That is basically the nature of a guy's brain. I'm normally one to remember small details so I don't relate to this very much, but guys generally keep in their mind what they feel is necessary, and eliminate irrelevant and pointless information. Sometimes, this random information is sprung on them out of the blue, and don't remember because they thought they wouldn't need to recall it again. It may be important to the female, but not the male, it's just a functioning difference.

    So to wrap this up, the word "spacey" doesn't do its justice, there is a much more complex subconscious process taking place.
     
  15. Nymph of Destiny Chaser

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    Yay, chocolate chip. lol And see you later allison!

    And wow...this is good intelligent-discussion material. :D lol
     
  16. Explode Who?!

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    *Steeples fingers* indeed XD
     
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    O_o..............
     
  18. Cocohints "Up to now, the most discussed topic is global war

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    This makes me feel like a boy.... I'm only interested in comics and games.
     
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