The World's Most Hardest Riddle.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
(Who ever guess's the Answer gets a cookie ^^)

 

The answer is "No, I cannot."

The kids figured it out cause thats how they answered and the graduates didn't cause they pondered the matter further.

Old riddle is old.

 

Coca Cola?

dammit Beyond, we needed more stupid answers.

 

water,poo,dragons,mice,rats,cheese,cans,weed.i give up

 

Uh... water? I dunno.
Edit: I got it! The answer is no!

 

The answer is time and no... (I kinda cheated since I googled the headest riddle)

 

Only problem is, you can't squeeze or see time.

 

Yeah, that's why I edited my post

 

Paper!Snow! A GHOST!
Sorry, quote from Friends.

 

I got it in my head without realizing it: No, i can't.

 

Is it a chemical reaction? Its either that or 42...

 

Is no one reading my post?​

 

Breasts.
And I read you're post Madi. I just decided to post what I first thought was the answer. And I didn't read the last line.

 

I'm like "No, I can't answer this!" and then I read your post, which I knew was correct, and i'm like "I got it right?!"

 

I contest that. People say that penny pinching is using the best of your money. Time squeezing can be saving time. And you can see time on a clock >_>

The true answer is Jesus.

 

Since it said kids got it right...I figured the answer was 'No, I cannot' . Of course you could always say 'yes, I can' too. heh.

However, I could also see how 'time' could be the answer pretty easily.

I turn polar bears white - evolution made polar bear's hair clear and so through time it is possible.
and I will make you cry. - some 'time' you will cry.
I make guys have to pee - after some time, you have to take a leak.
and girls comb their hair. - a girl will comb her hair some 'time'.
I make celebrities look stupid - at ony one time, a celeb will be written about or shown as being stupid.
and normal people look like celebrities. - at any time in someone's life they may dress up or have their 15 minutes of fame.
I turn pancakes brown - time left on heat turns pancakes brown.
and make your champane bubble. - time makes champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop. - time is motion..motion is created with friction and friction can also cause electricity so a pop could happen.
If you look at me, you'll pop. - you can look at the time on a clock, and might get up to go do something, or it could relate to seeing lightning strike or some earthquake motion that causes you to panic or move.
Can you guess the riddle?

So yeah, I could see either way as an answer really, but 'No, I can't' might be more right.