There's a party in my pants...

And you see? That's how it starts. Nice little children who have never been exposed to Jade-ism are suddenly, horribly exposed by well-meaning siblings. Now what is Jade-ism, exactly?

... I don't know, I'll have to get back to you on that.

*thinks* Darky, did you read the first post? There is no party in my pants. But I can start one, if you like. :D Just simply do not offer to bring food to said party. That would be yucky. (Again, read the first post... :p)

Oh dear, it's time for my next dose of TheraFlu. Yucky. THAT is the WORD OF THE DAY!

Word of the Day: Yucky.

Teh List of Funny Words...
-poop
-cheese
-potty
-booger

and various other immature words that no self-respecting teenager should ever say in public. Except for "cheese". Unless your name happens to be Jade. Then you always say: "I have to go potty now, Mommy" when in public places. No matter what age you are. Unless you're in your ninties, at which point it would not be considered odd for your mental health to seem to be declining.

I made all this up while under the influence of TheraFlu. Or the alcofluence of incohal, if you would prefer that interpretive spelling. How that somehow morphs to "TheraFlu", I have yet to discover, but I told myself that I would be the first to let myself know. This is amusing, isn't it? What's more spectaular and strange is that people are actually reading this! ZOMGWTFVCRBBQ!

"I want to buy some cheese!"

I have to go to the doctor tomorrow for my sinus infection. How yucky. I even still have to go to school because we have the TerraNova testing in the morning. You know, once I'm off the meds, I will look back on this post and go: "oh good God, why did no one ever kindly step in to shut me up?" then I shall delete my posts. Or I shall leave them up to act as a solemn warning not to drink TheraFlu. Which is evil.

I really should shut up now, shouldn't I? I still didn't drink that damn TheraFlu.

~Jade