They are smarter than they let on.

So I stayed back at my little cousin's middle school to help my old science teacher. She just happened to be teaching her kids the Human Growth and Development section of the curriculum. And I heard this conversation.

Spoiler

Teacher: This is why the condom is one of the contraception devices that is most effective.

Kid: Excuse me, Mrs. D?

Teacher: Yes, Joey?

Kid: Why do they call condoms "Trojans"? Why not the Spartans? Nothing gets past the Spartans.

 

I laughed harder than I should've.

I've wondered that too, actually.

 

what, did your old teacher have nothing to say after?

 

Oh god, this is just brilliant.

I never thought middle schoolers could be so witty~

 

No, I just didn't bother to remember the rest.

You'd be surprised...

 

Actually, that does make a lot of sense.

 

There is so much win on part of the kid, but Trojan.... hahaah

 

I have never heard them be caleld Trojans but I lol'd.

My friends call them love-gloves :B|:

 

They are almost better known as Trojans because of that brand name.

 

But the Spartans lost that battle.

Calling it a Spartan would mean that it would break right before your friend could come in and finish her off.