things kingdom hearts has taught us

hello its been so long since iv posted a new thread oh well anyways i wanted to know what funny or serious thing kingdom hearts has taught you ok ill start

kh has taught me that: Being depressed gets you cool powers :)

 

Kingdom hearts......................................IS LIGHT!

 

kh told me to join the dark side......they have cookies ^-^

 

An oversized key is a kick ****ing *** weapon.

 

-I can defeat Sephiroth,one of Square Enix'es evillest villains with a giant key

 

That if you lose you're heart, you get a cool new name with an X in it.

 

That Mickey Mouse is real. Yeah. He's real. And he can kick ***.

 

That there are some unique ideas left.

Seriously who ever thought a Key would be able to be a weapon?

 

That Minnie Mouse is more likely to get you killed thirteen times than help you safely cross to the other side of a throne room.

 

Since the Keyblade is not a sharp weapon, the KH manga can be safely put into the Children's Section at Barnes & Noble.

Now, had Sora been weilding, say... a butterknife or a SPOONBLADE!!, he could be in the big kid's manga section.

So, what has this taught us, children? Keys are not dangerous weapons, but butterknives and spoonblades are.

 

That size 34 shoes really DO exists..















;D!

 

That you should always expect a big rat with a shiny weapon to save you when you're in trouble

 

When there's a beotch in my way, beat the **** outta him with a keyblade XDD

 

Xemnas spells Mansex mixed up.

 

and Xehanort -X = Rent a Ho

 

And Xeanort stole Voldemort's hair!

 

That ducks & dogs are not meant to sing.

 

That when you go to another world you are automatically transformed to fit that world

 

That nobodies are way more cool than their former selves......

And that really old bald people can kick ***

 

Not to underestimate a man with no heart