Kingdom Hearts II Things The Crew Of KH2 Wouldn't Say

*continuation to Key of Destiny*

*Sora and Roxas brawl to see who is worthy of Kairi's love whilst Riku steals Kairi and Namine and takes them to The World That Never Was*

Sora: Roxas, there's something I have to say...
Roxas: ...what?
Sora: I love you.
Roxas: Like, omg, I love you too!

*insert yaoi scene XD*

 

Sark: Data Error...Decte...Ted.....*explodes*

Axel: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

 

Namine: Omfg! I love emo Sora! *huggles*
Roxas: Hey! I can be emo too!

 

Riku: Hey Sora what are you doing in Kairi's clothes????? O.o Sora: I can explaine Riku: Good you better tell me and it better be good -.-

 

Sora: I LOVE CLOUD!!!
Cloud: 0_o
Cloud's Fangirls: *Kill Sora*
Sora: Ouch...

 

*continuation to Shadow Sword Master's Post*

Leon: ROFL! U GOT PWNED111!!!
Riku: oO *Dark Aura's Leon*
Riku Fangirls: ZOMG! WE LUV U, RIKU! *runs to glomp Riku*
Riku: Stop! *casts Stop Spell on crowd*
*crowd of Riku fangirls stop*

 

Saix: Lets share this paupu fruit then make **** at my place on the floor.
Xemnas:This sounds very good.
Saix takes a bite, Xemnas is about to.......
Sora: MMMM looks sweet.......*drools*
Sora takes a bite off it.
Saix: oh F***


Sora is walking along the beach.
Kairi: Hi sora. There is omething I need too tell you.
Sora: What??
Kairi: I just banged Roxas who made love to saix who did it with diz who did it with namine who banged riku who F***** wakka who snuggled with your mom who did it with Xemnas who ******* Xigbar who made love to me.
Sora: But Roxas is in side of me.
Kairi: I did it with when you were sleeping.
Sora:YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

 

Xemnas: You're late...what's your report?
Roxas: Um, yeah, about that.
Xemnas: *sigh* What now?
Roxas: Well, there was a monk on a mountain, on a mountain was a dog, and on the dog was a cow. Now the cow went moo and the monk said this and said, "I gotta a story!" *loops*
Xemnas: *sweatdrop* The short story please.
Roxas: ...I forgot.

 

Demyx:*playing Sitar, singing* I'm bringing Zexy back, you other Heartless don't know how to act.
Zexion: O_=#

All the guys of Organization XIII:*singing* If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for - write to me and escape
Larxene:*pulling at her antennaes* MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOPPPP!!!

Xemnas:*playing with paper fortune teller* Pick a color.
Saix: Blue.
Xemnas:*moves it* B-L-U-E... Pick a number.
Saix: 7.
Xemnas:*moves it* 1-2-3-4-5-6-7... Pick another color.
Saix: Red.
Xemnas:*opens tab, reads fortune* You will sleep with the Superior tonight. X3 Fufufufufufu... *lustful glint in his eye.*
Saix:*Snatches paper fortuneteller and opens it up* ...They all say the same thing... except for this one. 'Bring the Superior some hotwings from Hooters.'
Xemnas: >_> uhh... you can do that too.
Saix:*salutes* Aye-aye captain!

LOLZ!!!

 

Tifa: Have you seen a guy with pointy hair?
Sora: *touches hair*
Tifa: *giggles* More spiky.
Goofy: I dont think there is anyone with more spiky hair than Sora.
Yami Yugi: I disagree.
Tifa: Ah, screw it!

 

Saix:*walks to Kairi's dungeon.*
Kairi: Okay d00d, what am I doing here?
Saix:*point to her* you have been chosen... beware this burden that the Superior will cast upon you... the burden of bearing his next Avatar.
Kairi: O_o Excuse me?
Saix: You are the Great Mother.
Kairi: ...................Pedophiles! Every one of you!

Saix:*faces off against unknown* Didn't Roxas take care of you?
Unknown: Yeah but... umm... *mumbles.*
Saix: I'm sory, would you care to share that with the rest of the class?
Unknown: SHUT UP!!! *tackles him into the wall.*
Saix: ...wtf?
Unknown: Saix... I... *takes off hood* I LUV YOU!!!
Saix: Wha--mmmphh!
Kairi: OMG, THEY'RE MAKING OUT!!!
Namine:*holding drawing behind her back* >:) Payback's a b---h.

Kairi: Sora... I have something to tell you... I'm Pregnant.
Sora: .......................................... *stabs himself with the keyblade... again.*
Goofy: Oh my god, Sora killed himself!
Donald: you B--t--d!!!

 

Saix: like, OMG! i just totally broke a nail! T_T

Goofy: *holding a menu* yeah, i'll have the roast duck...

Sephiroth: behold my sexiness. this is perfection no mere mortal can achieve. *tosses hair*
Riku: *sniff* hey...is that...herbal essences?
Sephiroth: WHAT did you say, you foolish boy will less-cool hair? now you must DIE!

.......oO;; yeah i don't get it either. oh well, i tried.

 

Kairi: Hey Sora! How come ever since you left me on the island and I came to see you again you dont look me in the eyes any more?

Sora: *Looking down and then looks at Kairi* Because you have gone through bodly changes since last time I saw you and as a guy it is my job to examine your bodly changes.

Kairi: That's code for you've been staring at my ****s! *Then Kairi slaps Sora.*

 

*Sora and Kairi eat Paupo Fruit together*

Sora: Mm, tastes like ***.

 

Axel: Wow, Kairi.
Kairi: What?
Axel: You have small tits.
Kairi: O.O *pwns Axel*

 

Mickey: Screw you Minnie! I'm in love with Namine.
Namine: @_@

Sora: Screw you Kairi! I'm in love with........MY KEYBLADE!
Kairi: @_@

Roxas: Screw you Namine! I'm in love with Sora's Keyblade!
Sora: Hey back off! It's mine!

 

Sora: haha Riku you suck...i know longer look up to you.

Sora: kairi your heart is not worth saving.

Namini: aaagh screw drawing! what a waste of flippin time!!!!1111

Cloud: SEPHIROTH! wana have a picnic?

Goofy: will everyone shutup!?!?! im trying to cut my wrist goddamnit.

Seipher: aww cant we all just be friends?

Rai: seipher sux asss.
(didnt say Y know)

Vivi: woo it's hot maybe i should take off my hat.

Vivi: man im so tall, i should join NBA and be the most ballinest shiznit you eva seen.

 

Xemnas: I lika... the chacha...
Saix: @.@

Donald: What are they gonna do with the hearts?
Axel: I'm not telling.
Goofy: what are they going do with the hearts?
Axel: Nope, still not telling.
Sora: whataretheygoingtodowiththehearts?
Axel: okay! I give. you asked me three times, well... umm... they're getting Kingdom Hearts and stuff.
Sora: okay... where's Kairi?
Axel: You're not getting me to talk.
Sora: .....=_= do I really have to ask you two more times?

Zexion: Demyx! Your sense of humor, your total disreguard for Nobody safety, your limited edition Se7en trading cards.
Demyx: Yep! That was all meeee!
Zexion: What's in the box, Demyx, What's in the box!?
Demyx: A suprise!
Zexion:*opens box* NOOOOO!!! LARXENE!!! *Box explodes in his face, glares at Demyx* ...What the $%#& is wrong with you?

(((The first one was from Bruce Almighty, the second was from Austin Powers the spy who shagged me and finally, the last one was from a Smurfs Spoof on Robot Chicken. XD)))

 

Axel: Sora made me feel like I had a Heart.
Sora: Oo
Roxas: *slaps forehead* It's Roxas! R-O-X-A-S! Geez, support the yaoi scene, bud!

 

Director: Scene 306B, Marker!

-- The World That Never Was --

(Kairi reaches out to Sora, hugging him into an embrace)

Kairi: This isn't a dream...

*Director (Nomura): CUT! Kairi, stop translating the Japanese script!

-- The World That Never Was: Take Two --

Kairi: This is real...

Sora: Ooh yeah, it's *all* real, Kairi.

*Director (Nomura): CUT! I want to see some hands, people! HANDS!


-- The World that Never Was, the Final Confrontation: Take Fifteen --

Riku (to Xemnas): You're right. Light and Darkness are eternal. Nothing probably goes on forever, too.

Sora: But guess what, Xemnas...

(Sora takes out a black mask from his pocket, turning his back to the camera)

Sora: Luke... *kaaaahhh, ooooo, kahhhh*

*Director (Nomura): CUT! Would someone PLEASE search Sora before he appears on set! I'm sick of these props that somehow fit in his pants!


-- Twilight Town, The Usual Spot: Take Twenty-Three --

Olette: What a romantic story!

Kairi (glaring): I'm out cold for three-quarters of the first game, then get sent back to the Islands like some quarantined victim and all you have to say is that's ROMANTIC?

Hayner: Kairi, it's in the script. I have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to be talking about.

Pence: Literary assumption is such a bummer.

Kairi: Pence, LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

*Director (Nomura): CUT! Can I get a valium on Set 12 please!

-- Twilight Town, The Usual Spot: Take Twenty-Four --

(Axel steps out from a black portal, appearing before the four teens)

(Hayner and Pence lunge toward Axel)

Axel (painfully): AWW-@$&& MY EYES! Ahhh what are you two doing!? You're not--MY LEGS OH FOR GOODNESS SAKES @*$U%U

*Director (Nomura): CUT!! Hayner and Pence! You're supposed to miss!

-- Take Fourty --

(Axel steps out from the black portal, appearing before the four teens)

Axel: All your base are belong to us.

Kairi: For great justice!

Pence: Make Your Time!

*Director (Nomura): CUT! What the HELL was that? AGAIN

-- Take Sixty-Seven --

(Axel steps out from the black portal--)

Axel (trips): #*(&$ damn fake portal bands!

*Director (Nomura): CUT!


-- Secret Ending: Take Eighty-Four --

Armoured Man: Muahaha--*crack* Oh crap.

*Director (Nomura): CUT! What happened?

Armoured Man: ... The helmet broke. Crap, I'm so sorry.

*Director (Nomura): -.- Whatever, I'll just use that footage for the Final Mix+ later...