Kingdom Hearts II Things The Crew Of KH2 Wouldn't Say

Xemnas: SMACK MAH THAT, ROXAS.

Donald: -to Sora- o_o Wanna make out after this?

Xigbar: ;__; Why does Roxas get all the men?

Riku: Candy mountain, Sora! Caaaaannndddddy mooutttiaaaaaain.

Goofy: Let's get some shoes.

Sora: -to Kairi (or any other female Princess-ish person.)- Exuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!

( Some of these were RP based. xD And people can probably tell I quoted a few things. o__o And the thing Donald said was based off a dream I had long ago...)

 

-The World That Never Was-

Riku: How am I going to face everyone?
Sora: Like this! *takes out Gremlin mask*
Director (Nomura): *slaps forehead* Memo to self, cut Sora from all future projects.

-The World That Never Was; Take 40-
*Xemnas clutches chest before dissapearing*
Sora: Bye, bye!
Director (Nomura): CUT! Sora! You're supposed to let Xemnas dissapear into oblivion, remember?
Sora: Oh yeah...
Xemnas: I get a part in the next game, right?

-Showdown of Fate II-
Sephiroth: I see...so that's a Keyblade.
Sora: No ****! I kicked your *** with it, remember?
Director (Nomura): FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!

 

Kairi: I love Sora.
Riku: I love Sora.
Sora: C'mon Riku, let's ditch Kairi and make-out!


xD

 

---The World that Never Was---

Saix: Kingdom Hearts! Where is my heart!
Sora to Riku: I thought nobodies had no hearts?
Riku to Sora: They don't...... except for gay nobodies.

---Atlantica---
Encore: Swim this way now dance and will play now
Sora: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!
Director (Nomura): Cut! Why'd you say Rubber baby whatever it is!?
Sora: Cause i thought this part of the song couldn't be understood, let's might as well do tongue twisters
Director (Nomura) writes a note: Note to self, never make a musical part on a game

 

Demyx: I don't know how to swim.


---Twilight town---

Axel: So it was you. *jumps back and charges chakrams with fire* OW! *drops chakrams* I burnt my finger!

 

This is something I thought of while watching the cutscene where everyone fights at Hollow Bastian.

Leon: think you can handle this many?
Cloud: would be though if one more shows up
(one shadow heartless shows up)
Cloud: (falls over) WE'RE DOOOOOOMED!
Leon: o.O

 

Sora: ...Kairi, what in the world are you wearing?
Kairi: I found this adorable outfit in Riku's closet!
Riku: What the--Kairi! I was going to burn that!
Kairi: But...I love purple Spandex and grass skirts....
Sora: *sweatdrop*

****
Xehanort's Heartless: Let your heart, your being, become darkness itself...
Riku: *looks up* Okay, now what do I--What are you doing??? OMG RAAAAPPPE!!!!!!!!
Maleficent: I don't want to know what's going on in that dark shadowed corridor... *walks away*

****
Secret Ansem Report: Thus, I shall be known as DiZ...Discarding the stolen name "Ansem"...and going in search of ice cream!

****
Xemnas: My poor Kingdom Hearts...Ruined... *puts supa-sized Band-Aid on it* Should I kiss the ouchie and make it better? There, all better, sweetie...
Sora and co.:

****
Sora: *on fighter thing in last battle* WAAAHHH!!! *falls off*
Riku: .....Whoops.

****
Riku: *whips off raincoat*
Sora: Oh, my gosh, he's NAKED!!

That's all for now!

 

(((Yaoi fest but nothing too extreme)))

*At a Convention. this actually happened with some cosplayers.*
Xigbar: All right... AXEL! I CHALLENGE YOU!!! THE ONE WHO GETS THE MOST KISSES WINS!!!
Axel: Cake.
*couple minutes later.*
Zexion: Omg... Axel wins. He was ahead of Xigbar by one kiss.
Xigbar: SO CLOSE!!!!
Axel:*smirks* oooohhhh Rooooxxxaaassss...

*In a random bar.*
Axel: I bet you can't score a date.
Xigbar: Can so!
Axel: Prove it. *points to a silverhaired woman in black.*
Xigbar:*walks up to silverhaired woman in black* Heeey there, you lonely sweetheart? *woman turns around and it turns out to be Yazoo from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children.*
Yazoo: What? Me? Lonely? No way. Soon there will be no humanity... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!?!??!
Xigbar: HOLY CRAP, SHE'S A GUY!!!
Axel:*on the floor, laughing* CLASSIC XIG!!!
Yazoo:*takes out Velvet Nightmare gunblade* Meet you outside. *walks out.*
Xigbar: ....at least I got a date.
Axel: @.@ Yaaaaoooiiiiii... *Smirks* ooooohhhhhh Rooooooxxxxxaaaassss...
Roxas's voice: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

*In front of the Usual Spot.*
Axel: No means yes and stop means take me, I'm yours.
Roxas: Stop following me!
Axel: YES!!! *pounces of Roxas.*
Roxas: HOMGZ!!!

-Xigbar VS Yazoo-
Xigbar: Pretty fancy gunblade ya got there sweetheart.
Yazoo: =_= I'm a guy.
Xigbar: I really hate to fight you, I wouldn't want your perfect beauty covered in gunarrows.
Yazoo: =_=# I'm a guy.
Xigbar: You know what, let's skip this fight and head back to my place. I'm sure we'll have loads of fun. *winkwink.*
Yazoo:*Charlie Brown cry* OOOOGGGGGGG!!! I'M A GUY!

 

It's a Small World After All...

Sephiroth: Riku. I am your father.
Riku: No! That's not true! That's impossible!
Sephiroth: Join me, and together we shall rule Kingdom Hearts!
Riku: Kadaj...Kadaj why didn't you tell me?

Xehanort: Kingdom Hearts...fill me...with the power...of...darkness...
Sora: No! Your wrong! I know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts...IS DISNEYLAND!!!
*Mickey sillouhette jumps up on hill next to Walt Disney*
*Xehanort gets defeated by Small World Music*

Leon: It is your destiny to defeat the darkness with the help of the keyblade
Sora: *whimpers* I'm afraid of the dark...

Sora: *walks into Castle Oblivion and pulls out deck of cards* I'm ready for you, Organization XIII!!!
Yami Yugi: MIND SHATTER!!!
Sora: *falls dead*
Yami Yugi: Didn't see that one coming, did you?! That's why your don't play card games!!

Riku: How can nothing be eternal?! That doesn't make any sense! You don't even exist! Where's Kairi, I'm getting out of here...

 

Axel: Roxas...take your pants off.
Roxas: ...yeh, ok.

XD

Kairi: This is real...
Sora: ...*drools* boobies..

 

Sora:This is Halloweentown,right?
Donald:no Sora its Wonderland.OF course its HaloweenTown!

Axel:Got it Memorized?
Sora:Stop Saying that!Its annoying!*whacks Axel with the keyblade*

 

----Axel on a good day----

Axel: Got it memorized? No... Got it memorized? God damn I just can't do it today. Got it memorized? Ah bloody hell.
Roxas: Maybe you should stfu and let me watch the TV instead of you using it like a mirror to look at yourself say random ****. >.>

 

Sora: Ahh finally home again.
*Kairi runs with a bottle*
Kairi: It's a note. From the king.
Sora; Aww wtf does he want now?!

Sora: Well guess what!
Riku: What?
Sora: I just saved a bunch of money on my gummi ship insurance by switching to geico!
Riku: *slaps forehead*

 

*dies laughing*

Xehanort: I see a little silhouette of a man...
Rest of apprentices: Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
All: Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening, me--
ATW: Galileo!
Apprentices: Galileo!
ATW: Galileo!
Apprentices: Galileo!
All: Galileo, figaro! Magnifico...
Ienzo: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...

[/random Queen moment]

 

Sephiroth: Woooo...I'm an evil kick a** angel!
Cloud: Stop it! No one is believing you!
Sora: IT'S A ANGEL! AHHHHH!
Cloud: Sora dosent count.

 

Axel: I saw a brick hit my head! Im telling you Roxas!!! Someone's after me!!! ;-;


Roxas: Cry me a river :\


Axel: *cries a river*


Roxas: Just go back to CoM :\


Axel: Good idea!!!








I am bored so sorry if its sucks as much as brocoli...

 

Demyx:*singing* Saix, is in love with Xemnas whose name spells Mansex...
Saix:*Roars and mutilates Demyx.*
Axel:*reads from KH2 Strategey Guide* ....Umm, you were supposed to--
Saix: O_=#
Axel: Nevermind.

Saix:*Jurassic Park T-Rex roar.*
Ansem the Wise:*dramatic* Welcome... to Jurassic Park. *Jurassic park theme music plays.*
Everyone but Sora:*groans.*
Sora: OMG!!! WE'RE IN JURASSIC PARK!!!
Everyone:*slaps their foreheads.*
Riku: Sora... you're an idiot.

Saix:*walks into the room.*
Zexion: Luxord! Run!
Luxord: eh?
Zexion: RUUUUNNNN!!!
Luxord: Why?
Zexion: ...because.... Seven... eight nine.
((( LOL!!! )))

Marluxia:*talking with Axel* and then she was like 'omigosh', then I was like 'omigosh' so she was like 'omigosh' and I went 'omigosh' and soon we're all just omigoshing!
Axel: Hah! So you ARE a ditz!

 

Roxas: Namine..
Namine: *Namine turns around and has a small baby spider on her face*
Roxas: AHHHH *screams like a girl*
Namine: UGHHH!!!! I KNEW MY NEW SEXY DRESS WOULD EFFECT OUR RELASHONSHIP
Sora walks in
Sora: GAWD ROXAS! YOUR SO FREAKING GAY!!
Roxas: Why do you have to yell? *cries*
Sora: Dude. I know someone is hiding under your skin
Roxas: Ok.. *takes off clothes*
Sora: Aww.. it's hiding!!!
Roxas: GAWD YOUR GAY!
Sora: *rolls eyes* Jesse McCarteny..

 

*officially laughing head off*
Riku: once go on,theres no turning back.
*afetr they go in*
Sora:wow,fascinating.....Okay I'm bored!

Roxas:hey Axel,what was your name before you became a Nobody?
Axel:huh?
Roxas:what was your name before...
Axel:Hey Roxas can we change the subject?

Sora:Yeah,no worries!
Riku:Sora you gotta stop going to the Pride Lands.
Sora:its not my fault!blame the fangirls!

 

Sora: They may have won this battle but they have not won the war.
Riku: ...Yeah, about that Sora. We DID lose the war.
Sora: ...Ah, crud.

Random, I know.

...I got another one.

Xemnas: Now you are you.
Roxas: I'm already me.
Xemnas: But I just gave you your name.
Roxas: I already have a name.
Xemnas: ...and it is?
Roxas; ...Sora...no, wait. Rocks A**.
Xemnas: *slaps forehead*