Kingdom Hearts II Things The Crew Of KH2 Wouldn't Say

((( Hoo boy, I got a lot! XD )))

*in Twilight Town.*
Saix: By the way, have you seen Axel?
Sora: Why? Do you harbor a secret obsession of love for him?
Saix:
Donald: Sora... you need to stop hanging out with Riku.

*Confronting Xemnas.*
Sora: Out with it Nobody! Where's Kairi? Where's Riku?
Xemnas: I know nothing of any Kairi... as for Riku... *turns around* He is my son.
Sephiroth:*flies in* THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP!!!

*In Hollow Bastion.*
Saix: Axel!
Axel: Oh s**t! *disappears.*
Sora: AH HA!!! I KNEW IT! YOU LOVE AXEL! SAIX AND AXEL, SITTING IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N---*Claymore goes into his head.*
Saix:*summons up another Claymore* Dog... Duck... would you like to contribute to my already growing homicide rate?
Goofy:*shakes head rapidly* No sir!
Donald:*bows before him* WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!

*Same scene*
Saix: Show me how important.
Sora:*gets on his knees.*
Saix: that's right, on your knees b**ch, and beg like the dog you are.
Goofy:*talking normally in a british accent* I, sir, am offended.

*Same scene again.*
Maleficent: What in the world do you think you're prattling on about.
Saix: O_o
Maleficent:*appears* Kingdom Hearts belongs to--- *looks at Saix* ....:o Oh my...
Saix: o_O Wtf?
Maleficent: Well hello there... think there is any way I can get you to come to my castle with me tonight? ;)
Sora, Donald & Goofy:*on the ground* ROFLMAOWTFHOMGZBBQ
Saix: X_X

*In Castle Oblivion.*
Sora: Where's Kairi?
Saix: I have no idea. Probably making out with Riku.
Sora: What do you mean?!
Saix: She's done with you Sora.
Sora: :(
Saix: And so are we.
Sora: T_________T
Saix:*points to Kingdom Hearts* Just look what you diiiiiid. I'm tellliiiin.
Sora:*crying uncontrollably.*
Saix: Aw suck it up you little fairy.

*Same scene.*
Saix:*suddenly looks up* ...Well, well. will the intrusions never end?
Maleficent:*waves* HI SWEETY!!
Saix: OMG!!! SHE'S STALKING ME!!! *Disappears.*
Maleficent:*Turns to Pete* why Pete... isn't he just the dreamiest non-existent thing you've ever layed eyes on? He's playing hard to get. I should really acquire him.
Pete: O_o You're totally stalking the poor guy. And I don't think he appreciates that.
Maleficent: Once again, you underestimate me.

*One more for the road! The Altar of Naught.*
Saix: Xemnas... I'm being stalked.
Xemnas:*turns to him* By who?
Saix: this really creepy looking lady.
Xemnas:*glomps him* Do not fear my precious Sai-chan! I shall protect you!
Saix: =_= Okay, this Saix-Bashing is officially pissing me off royally.

((( :D Sorry Sai-chan! )))

 

Aerith: Thanks for coming in today, Sora.
Sora: Eh, no prob *breaks china*
Leon: SORA!
Cloud: LEON!
Tifa: CLOUD!
Yuffie: SEPHIROTH!
Everyone apaft from Yuffie: O_o
Yuffie: *switches off iPod* ...wat?

 

I thought that chan was for females. San is for males. Or is it the other way around?
BIC:

Saix: Show me how important she is to you.
Sora: *thinks hard* *kisses Saix*
Saix: *SSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL*


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-chan is usually for females, but it can be used for any 'nicknames' or pet-names people give each other.
-san is for both genders and is a honorrific extension for respect. Some translate -san as 'Mister' or 'Miss'.
-kun is usually used for males, but it can also be used for females in the business setting.

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Axel: X-E-M-N-A-S. Got it memorized?
Sora: Actually, no, can you repeat that?

 

*Diss Wars.*
Sora: Look at me, I'm Saix, I have a scar of an x on my face. Hey Xigbar! Shoot me!
Saix: Oh look at me, I'm sora, I'm cute and innocent but I'm really g@y as all hell!
Sora: I'm Saix, I have moods swings and cotton candy hair!
Saix: I'm sora, I'm the sad b****rd child of Squall and Cloud.
Sora: Oh I'm Saix, I have big pointy elf ears, I look like a reject off the legend of zelda!
Saix: My name is Sora and I'm dressed by Fairies!
Sora: They're pixies!
Everyone: Fairies!
Saix: Fairies.
Sora: Anyway, look at my insanely huge weapon... I break my back carrying it.
Saix: Well at least I can kill people with my weapon. Oh look, I can unlock this, ah and unlock this! But my question is, what do you do with these keyblades when you're with Roxas? Oh yeah, I believe it's called m**t*rb***on.

Xemnas: ^_^ Sai-chan!
Saix: =_=......................... Mansex.
Xemnas: =_=

((( The diss wars... that actually happened with some cosplayers.)))

Round 1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pfrscqg1zs

Round 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJqQp5o2rYo