This is hilarious!

stripy4 · Mar 25, 2008

It was in a dream where I saw my Steelix. That's why I put possible sighting
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O.o

I think that the course of human evolution has been set back a few years.

Aura · Mar 25, 2008

My brother showed me this yesterday.When I started reading the top of it when he showed me I stopped at believe.I didn't even finish reading believe.

Mish · Mar 25, 2008

That's just stupid. Everyone knows the loch ness monster doesn't exist.
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oh, but hundreds of video game monsters totally do. xD what.

Asterisk · Mar 25, 2008

Spitfire said: ↑

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi
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SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

is that guy for real!? xDDD

kitty_mckechnie · Mar 25, 2008

Mish said: ↑

oh, but hundreds of video game monsters totally do. xD what.
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The Loch Ness Monster does exsist! We played scrabble together last Saturday!

Metaknight isn't a Zubat.
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I just burst out from that.

rIkUsBlaD3_999 · Mar 25, 2008

Spitfire said: ↑

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi
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ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!
OMG
arby n the chief!!!!
ROFLOLMFAOSOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

kitty_mckechnie · Mar 25, 2008

I plan to meditate tonite, so i can attempt to enter the pokemon world..in my sleep..

do you have any tips? or is there a certain thing i should do? please help
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The answer was cheese.

Laurence_Fox · Mar 25, 2008

You're being misled. Digimon s an elaborate hoax designed to sway those who would believe down the wrong path. I've seen the Pokemon world with my own two eyes, and I KNOW it's real. Maybe you just hallucinated or dreamt it? Or maybe the Team Rocket people in the government have affected you somehow.
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Though Team Rocket might not actually exist in the real Pokemon world, what if they or a similar force conspires to destroy the Pokemon world? There's many powerful Pokemon like Mewtwo who have malicious intent...Or Darkrai. They could destroy the world...

I think it's our duty--no, our DESTINY! To get to the Pokemon world soon.
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I need to stop reading this. ._.

kitty_mckechnie · Mar 25, 2008

No, continue, Mulder. It's great stuff!

O R A N G E · Mar 25, 2008

oh lul, this one is amazing.

I have a theory that the "digiclipse" is actually a false trap set up by the Pokegods to decieve us.

Take these passages from the bible.

Pet 2:1 But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them--bringing swift destruction on themselves.
Pet 2:2 Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute.
Pet 2:3 In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.
"Mat 24:11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many."

False prophets like "Jordan".

Now notice how many people believe that the Digiverse is real as compared to us?

Think about these passages.

Using these arguments I have come up with the theory that the Digiclipse project maybe actually the "satan" of the pokeworld.

Do not follow false prophets. Never become weak.
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amazing.

Laurence_Fox · Mar 25, 2008

What do you think would happen if a human and a Pokemon, you know, had sex??
What kind of creature would be boarn?
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I think the rules of Pokemon would apply. The baby is the specie of the Female one.

Mew has no Gender, but it can use Transform, so it could probably change it as well.
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But do you think it should be done or no? Also would such Pokemon be more or lesss poewful that the normal ones?
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I think intimate love to pokemon would be looekd down upon in the pokemon world. sad.gif But we could keep it a secret
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Oi vey

If their parents only knew.

O R A N G E · Mar 25, 2008

This is an AIM conversation I just had with someone who wants to join and sign up but can't, sadly, due to our blocking the trolls.

What you read may be startling.

Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:15 PM): ive been there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:21 PM): i can tell you how to get there
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:41 PM): its all real
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:31:45 PM): its all really real
Evang1109 (3:31:50 PM): I KNEW IT
Evang1109 (3:32:06 PM): how!!!!!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:13 PM): intense meditation
Evang1109 (3:32:34 PM): But...I do that every night!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:37 PM): im gonna bring my camera the next time i step through the portal
Evang1109 (3:32:41 PM): Do you do anything special!
Evang1109 (3:32:44 PM): Cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:32:56 PM): um well i light candles all around
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:01 PM): and incense
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:19 PM): and it has to be completely silent
Evang1109 (3:33:22 PM): ohhhh
Evang1109 (3:33:24 PM): I never did that
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:48 PM): and i kept repeating two words in my head
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:54 PM): "linger longer"
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:33:58 PM): and i was there
Evang1109 (3:34:22 PM): awesome
Evang1109 (3:34:26 PM): I'll try that next time, thanks
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:31 PM): and you have to envision where you want to go
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:37 PM): like i wanted to be in Kanto
Evang1109 (3:34:37 PM): okay
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:40 PM): and there i was
Evang1109 (3:34:43 PM): How did you get back?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:34:56 PM): you have to find the portal back, snorlax helped me
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:17 PM): the pokemon are very helpful on getting back home
Evang1109 (3:35:24 PM): Ok cool
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:35:42 PM): its usally not that far from where you started though
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:02 PM): but dude...
Evang1109 (3:36:13 PM): Yeah?
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:17 PM): i think the russians are using the pokeuniverse as a weapon
Evang1109 (3:36:24 PM): OH NO
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:25 PM): because i seen a Russian flag when I was there
Evang1109 (3:36:28 PM): ****
Evang1109 (3:36:32 PM): I HAD MY SUSPICIONS
Evang1109 (3:36:38 PM): BUT NOW THEY'RE CONFIRMED
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:43 PM): me too but i thought it would be our government
Evang1109 (3:36:46 PM): I'm going there tonight and destroying the Russians!
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:36:46 PM): but its not its theirs
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:00 PM): good man i could use your help
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:19 PM): they were running scientific tests on pikcahu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:37:26 PM): i felt so bad for him
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:38:30 PM): tell everybody on the site cause i cant register for some reason
Evang1109 (3:38:51 PM): okay ;_;
Evang1109 (3:38:53 PM): poor pikachu
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:39:05 PM): tell the masses about them dirty russians
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:28 PM): and tell everybody how to get there
Evang1109 (3:42:39 PM): I will I promise
Kush N Vodka 365 (3:42:43 PM): ok

Russians controlling our Pokemon! Now that we know how to get there, I think we need to start putting our plans in effect. We have a tried and true method to get into the Pokemon world. We can get there. And now we have more of a reason, so we can stop the Russians.

I say we need to start putting our plans into effect. We must set a specific date for us all to go to the Pokemon World, unite with our partners, and defeat Team Russia.

TelithPlate (4:16:08 PM): Hello ''evang1109''
TelithPlate (4:16:24 PM): I am in dire need of YOUR help
Evang1109 (4:16:38 PM): I am glad to be of service
TelithPlate (4:16:52 PM): I come from the pokemon world, we are in danger
Evang1109 (4:16:56 PM): OH NO
Evang1109 (4:16:58 PM): IS IT THE RUSSIANS
TelithPlate (4:17:07 PM): The russians?! is that what you call them?
Evang1109 (4:17:10 PM): OR IS IT THAT HORRIBLE /b/ AGAIN
Evang1109 (4:17:16 PM): My friend said they had a russian flag
TelithPlate (4:17:23 PM): They are wearing weird hats, and have guns
TelithPlate (4:17:31 PM): Listen, I need you to do something for us
TelithPlate (4:17:42 PM): I need you to tell everyone you know about this situation..
TelithPlate (4:17:45 PM): Listen carefully..
TelithPlate (4:17:58 PM): There is a hidden waygate to the pokemon world in Venice, Italy
Evang1109 (4:18:00 PM): Okay
Evang1109 (4:18:02 PM): OH MY GOD
TelithPlate (4:18:21 PM): It's hidden in an old abandoned house...
TelithPlate (4:18:24 PM): It seems they came through there
TelithPlate (4:18:35 PM): We need humans to come here, and we need them fast
TelithPlate (4:18:44 PM): All I need you to do is inform everyone of this matter
Evang1109 (4:18:49 PM): Okay
TelithPlate (4:18:54 PM): Thank you, Evan!
Evang1109 (4:18:56 PM): How are you contacting me right now?
Evang1109 (4:19:06 PM): Do you have an interdimensional internet?
TelithPlate (4:19:11 PM): Actually
TelithPlate (4:19:21 PM): There are other humans in this world, and they are helping us with this communication problem
Evang1109 (4:19:28 PM): Oh
Evang1109 (4:19:32 PM): Who are they?
TelithPlate (4:19:40 PM): They were born here, we do not know how
Evang1109 (4:19:46 PM): Has Satoshi Tajiri or Serebii of Serebii.net ever come? ...oh
TelithPlate (4:19:53 PM): But we do know that they are regular huma..
TelithPlate (4:19:57 PM): Satoshi?!
Evang1109 (4:20:00 PM): Are any of them named "Bill" or "Celio"
TelithPlate (4:20:03 PM): Yes, I do know a human called Satoshi
Evang1109 (4:20:12 PM): Satoshi Tajiri is the name of the man who created Pokemon in our world
TelithPlate (4:20:22 PM): I see!
TelithPlate (4:20:24 PM): That is useful information
TelithPlate (4:20:29 PM): He is here in the pokemon world!
Evang1109 (4:20:31 PM): We believe he went to the Pokemon world, and based the series off information he gathered
Evang1109 (4:20:49 PM): He named the main character of the anime series "Satoshi", assumably after himself
Evang1109 (4:20:57 PM): But it could be he was named for the Satoshi you know...
TelithPlate (4:21:04 PM): Hmm.. this is interesting
TelithPlate (4:21:15 PM): Listen, Evan, I have an important meeting of pokemon to attend to
Evang1109 (4:21:19 PM): Okay
TelithPlate (4:21:20 PM): I just need you to tell everyone you can
Evang1109 (4:21:22 PM): I will
TelithPlate (4:21:24 PM): Thank you for your help!
Evang1109 (4:21:27 PM): Is it okay if I share this log with them?
Evang1109 (4:21:29 PM): For proof?
TelithPlate (4:21:30 PM): Yes.
TelithPlate (4:21:32 PM): It is alright.
Evang1109 (4:21:34 PM): Thank you
TelithPlate (4:21:35 PM): Goodbye
Evang1109 (4:21:37 PM): I will tell everyone

THERE'S A PORTAL IN VENICE ITALY!

AND THEY NEED US!

KAS KETCHUM (4:34:02 PM): I have heard of your needs to go to the Pokemon World.
Evang1109 (4:34:11 PM): omg you too!?
KAS KETCHUM (4:34:30 PM): I am a trainer, as well. The Russians are making their move soon. We are in need of help.
Evang1109 (4:34:56 PM): WE CAN PROVIDE IT
KAS KETCHUM (4:35:47 PM): Good. They have heard of you. In fact, they know all about you and how you would like to help us here in Russia. But our teams of Pokemon have been weakened, and the only reason as to why this is, is the Russians.
KAS KETCHUM (4:35:49 PM): They know.
KAS KETCHUM (4:37:02 PM): Therefore, we are going to need your help as soon as you possibly can. The Pokemon need you. It is getting harder for us to keep them protected. There is a portal in Venice, Italy that you can go through. But it is going to take much endurance. Have you heard of this portal?
Evang1109 (4:37:23 PM): Yeah!!
Evang1109 (4:37:27 PM): Some guy just told me
KAS KETCHUM (4:37:42 PM): Really? That's good. Because you are going to need this information to help you with your travels.
KAS KETCHUM (4:38:24 PM): It is difficult to get through this portal. My team and myself struggled, but we managed. We fear that the portal may be 'wearing down'. It is getting harder for humans to slip through.
Evang1109 (4:40:03 PM): Oh no!
Evang1109 (4:40:17 PM): Just to ask, how did you find Pokeclipse?!
KAS KETCHUM (4:40:40 PM): Now, help is becoming harder to come by. There aren't many trainers who even believe in this portal. But we need assistance, as the Russians are nearing us. They know that we are onto something, that we wish to discover the Pokemon world.
KAS KETCHUM (4:41:18 PM): I have stumbled upon through the wise word of an aid that we have here to help us with human communication between worlds.
KAS KETCHUM (4:44:19 PM): We do not know much of the Russians, as you call them. But they are not the only ones out to get us. There may be others. I cannot recognize them. Their attire and their equipment is foreign to me. But they have been in hiding for a very long time. The Russians even fear them. But we cannot do anything about this horrible situation without help.
Evang1109 (4:44:58 PM): We will help
Evang1109 (4:45:01 PM): I will post this all
KAS KETCHUM (4:45:21 PM): Post it? I am not sure I understand what you mean by this? Will this interfere with our plans?
Evang1109 (4:46:57 PM): No
Evang1109 (4:47:06 PM): I am going to say this to my other friends who want to help
KAS KETCHUM (4:47:47 PM): Are you sure they want to help? We can trust very few at this point. We have been outnumbered. I am afraid that the Russians and the new enemies are greater in number. We need the help.
Evang1109 (4:51:38 PM): I promise we'll help
KAS KETCHUM (4:52:29 PM): Good, because we are going to need it. Our forces need to be strengthened now. We have much to go over. I may be in contact with you again. Farewell. I am sure that you will be rewarded for your help. Thank you again.

I'm worried now
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That just made me lol so hard.

kitty_mckechnie · Mar 25, 2008

Orange wins for that piece. I was in tears over that!

Spitfire · Mar 25, 2008

Pokeworld is turning communist

Alright!!!!!!!!11111!!!oneoneone11!!

Laurence_Fox · Mar 25, 2008

Those gosh darned Russians always ruining everything. xD

The Great Gatz · Mar 25, 2008

Best. Forum. Ever.

Knightshade · Mar 25, 2008

Must...resist erge...to join lol

The Great Gatz · Mar 25, 2008

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Must...resist erge...to join lol
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urge...................

{feel.the.wrath} · Mar 25, 2008

Wow,that' just plain sad.

kitty_mckechnie · Mar 25, 2008

My parents sent me to a therapist who pretended to be my friend but betrayed me by giving me pills that stopped my visions of Pokemon! But now that I'm 23, I stopped taking those evil pills and I'm starting to see the Pokemon once again!

My advice is that if he tries to give you pills, accept them, but do not take them. My parents stil think I'm on mine!
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Ummm, wow.

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