This is more awesome than pickles.

At least to me. You know, since I go to that school.

 

Hey my school is the hawks too xD

 

well isn't that nice. Now make me some cookies... NAO!

 

But your school isn't the Hartley Hawks. My hawks are better than your hawks.

@TN13: I only make cookies for Amber. And myself. But I don't count because I am myself.

 

Im not a wifey, make your own goddamn cookies!

 

I just did. Yummy Halloween cookies! None for youz.

 

haha i stole one already *noms cookie*

 

Why I otta! *Strangles* Cough it up! or I'll shove celery down your throat! (Whoa, evil...I wouldn't do that...or would I..."

 

They're filled with poison.

DEBES NOVISSE HOC!!!!

 

Say what now? English, my pet, english.

 

Literally translated it mean YOU OUGHT TO HAVE LEARNED THIS!!! However, in this context it means YOU OUGHT TO KNOW THIS!!!!

 

Riiiigghhttt. Yea since I put poison in all my cookies. I'm just waiting for the right person to come along and eat them *coughSpiritcough* :)

 

I'll only eat your poison cookies if we get married. I'll need them.

 

Ouch! I think you wounded me Spirit. Right in my cold icy heart too.

Only if you eat them before I suffocate you in your sleep~

 

You wouldn't have to. I'd have already slit my wrists.

 

You wouldn't have to. I'd never marry you. But if on the news in like 20 or so years you hear that a woman did kill her husband, It's probably me. I'll wave and say hi.

 

You might be a time traveler. Because I read about that like a year ago.
TIMEPARADOXALERT!!!!!!

Spoiler

You end up living in Ohio.

 

Over my dead body I will! I'd rather kick a puppy, shoot Johny Depp, be raped by a zombie, dumped in a pool of acid, and thrown in a salt lake with fire on top.

 

I'm pretty sure all that happens too.

 

NOOOOOO not Johny Depp! Anybody but Johny Depp! Really...raped by a zombie...? I didn't know they existed just yet. I though I was going to invent the Crotozoan virus first.