Till' Death Do Us Part ~ Ch. 1

WOOT!!! My new story! :3 Yes, the first chapter is quite short, but the chapters do get longer! I promise you! :D

~Chapter 1~

Xemnas was standing outside of a large Chapel, a clipboard in hand. He was scratching away at it, nodding and shaking his head as he read and marked on the clipboard.

“Hey Xemnas!â€

Xemnas looked up from his clipboard to see Riku walking towards him. He smiled.
“Hello Riku.†He responded. Riku smiled back.
“How’s everything going?â€
“Fine. Just fine.†Riku cocked his head.
“What’re doing?†he asked, looking over at Xemnas’ clipboard. Xemnas held the clipboard to him, and glared at Riku.
“Well, if you must know,†he said rather harshly, slightly annoyed, “I’m planning a wedding.†Riku raised his eyebrows and crossed his arms.
“A wedding?†he said in disbelief. Xemnas nodded. “Who’s getting married, Larxene?†Xemnas sighed angrily.
“I wish…†he muttered. Riku chuckled. “But no, a friend of mine is getting married.â€
“Oh really? Who?â€
“Cloud Strife.â€

At this, Riku burst out in hysterical laughter.

Xemnas shot him an angry look.

“What do you find so funny?†He asked, his tone furious. Riku wiped tears from his eyes, and looked up at Xemnas, still smiling.
“Cloud? Oh come on, Xemnas! Cloud is like, the emo-est guy in all of Kingdom Hearts! Who’d get married to him?†Riku said.
“Well…from what he’s told me, a crazed Cloud-Fan girl forced him to propose to her. So…now they’re getting married.†Xemnas said.
“Forced to propose?†Riku said with a smirk. Xemnas shrugged his shoulders.
“I don’t know.†He said. Riku crossed his arms again.
“So let me get this straight.†He said. “Cloud Strife, a.k.a. the most emo guy in all of Kingdom Hearts, who just happens to wield a very large and very dangerous butcher knife-type weapon got forced to propose to a crazy Cloud-Fan girl, and he didn’t put up a fight?†Xemnas nodded.
“That’s about right.†Riku rolled his eyes.
“What kind of smoof is that?†Xemnas rolled his eyes as well and continued to scratch on his clipboard.
“Well, I’m not surprised. We live in a world where a duck with an annoying voice, an overly tall dog with an annoying laugh, and a 14 year old boy who’s insanely immature go around killing black darkness things, white stretchy soul things, and people with no hearts but can still exist with an oversized key. Quite frankly, nothing surprises me anymore, considering that everything makes no sense whatsoever.†Riku nodded slowly.

He had a point there.

“So, where’s everybody else of the Organization?†Riku asked. Xemnas didn’t look up from what he was writing.
“They all are helping out with the wedding.†He replied.
“Who’s doing what?†Xemnas tapped his pencil on his chin, looking up.

“Well, lets see…

I’m organizing the wedding…

Xigbar is the head of security for the wedding…

Xaldin is handing décor…

Vexen will be the minister and give the service…

Lexaeus will be taking coats…

Zexion is handling the guest book…

Saix is setting up the reception room…

Axel is cooking the food for the reception…

Demyx is handling the music…

Luxord is seating the guests…

Marluxia insisted on handling the flower arrangements…

Larxene is being difficult…

And Roxas is taking care of the cake.â€

Riku nodded, smiling, trying to hold back a laugh building up in him.
“Ok hen, I should let you get back to planning. I’ll see you at the wedding!†he said, before walking off. Xemnas nodded and went back to marking on his clipboard.

Riku, once away from Xemnas, started to chuckle uncontrollably.

This…was DEFINITELY going to be interesting…

 

Interesting so far

*wants more*

I wonder who the crazed fangirl is?

good start...

I will be interested to see how it turns out

PAGE POSTNESS!!!!!!

 

:D Thank you! You'll find out soon enough!

And no, the crazed fangirl IS NOT me!

 

LMAO!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is awasome........ poor cloud....... CANT WAIT FOR MORE!!!!!!

 

Some strange s**t if I ever saw it

 

thank you! *starts chapter 2*

i know! I hope this story turns out extremely random and strange

And i think it will :D

WOOT CHAPTER 2!!!! And let the randomness begin!!! :D

~Chapter 2~

Cloud was taking a walk out in the Great Maw. He sighed deeply, obviously frustrated.
“Stupid fan girls…†he muttered to himself. He was about to curse his wife-to-be out of this century when he suddenly felt a hand on his shoulder. Acting quickly, Cloud whipped out his broadsword and brought it around to point right in the face of the person behind him.

“Whoa, dude, chill with that thing!â€

It was Xigbar, looking precariously at the tip of the sword, just inches away from his nose. Cloud relaxed, letting the sword in his hand fall to his side.
“Oh, hey Xigbar.†He said. Xigbar cocked an eyebrow and laughed.
“What, you planning to take my other eye out with that thing?†he joked. Cloud couldn’t help a small smile passing onto his lips.
“Maybe.†Cloud joked back. Xigbar smiled.
“So, whatcha doing out here?†he asked. Cloud shrugged.
“Enjoying my last day of being ‘single’.†He spat, putting extra stress on the word ‘single’. Xigbar rubbed his chin, before snapping his finger excitedly.
“You know what, you should have a bachelor party!†he said, smiling. Cloud gave him a what-the-smoof-is-wrong-with-you look.
“What?â€
“I’m serious here!†Xigbar said. “I’ll set up everything! This will be awesome! Come by The Castle That Never Was at 9:00 tonight.†Cloud crossed his arms.
“I don’t know…†he said hesitantly. Xigbar rolled his eyes and put an arm around Cloud’s shoulder.
“Dude, come on!†he pleaded. Cloud rolled his eyes.
“Fine.†Cloud said sharply. Xigbar nodded and took off into a Corridor of Darkness he summoned, shouting ‘PARTY!’ Cloud shook his head at his odd friend.

What had he gotten himself into?â€
+++
Roxas was in the kitchen of the Castle. He had a large bowl in front of him, with eggs, milk, flour, sugar, and every baking ingredient imaginable (and some you’d never guess) within an arm’s reach. Roxas rubbed his hands together.

Time to start!

Just then, Zexion came down the stairs into the kitchen. He raised an eyebrow at Roxas.
“Roxas, what are you doing?†He asked. Roxas smiled at him.
“I’m baking the wedding cake! Xemnas said I could.â€
“Can you even bake?†Zexion asked, crossing his arms. Roxas thought for a moment.
“Of course…yeah…sorta…I think…uhhh…no…†he said. Zexion rolled his eyes.
“Whatever. Don’t set the Castle on fire.†Zexion then walked outside. Roxas turned back to his ingredients, and picked up a bag of flour.
“Well…here goes nothing…†he said, starting to pour some flour into the bowl.
+++
Lexaeus sat in the chapel by the coat closet. He yawned. He was really bored. He stood up.
“Hello, Sir or Miss, may I take your coat?†he said, with exaggerating happiness, to the empty space around him. He smiled.
“Well, that’s all the practice I need.†He said. He then walked off to find a magazine to read and some chips to eat.
+++
Xaldin sat in the living room of the Castle, with piles of brightly colored paper around him. He didn’t have a lot of munny to buy decorations, so he decided to make them. He twisted his scissors around in a folded up piece of light blue paper, making a heart shape. He then finished snipping through the paper, and let the non-used part of it fall to the ground. He made tinier incisions into the heart shaped clump of paper, making four more hearts inside the bigger heart. After he was done, he unfolded the folds of hearts…

…To reveal a long chain of hearts, all with intricate heart designs in each other.

Xaldin smiled proudly.

This was fun!
+++
In the kitchen, a very angry and flustered Roxas was sitting on the floor, leaning against the kitchen counter. He had just spilt his cake batter all on the floor. He sighed angrily.

He was going to have to start over again.
+++
In his garden, Marluxia was examining his flowers, trying to decide what flowers he should arrange for the wedding. He took a sniff of some pink roses.

Ahhh…he thought, smiling. Definitely roses.

But now which color?
+++
Larxene was sitting in her room, bored. She had gone through all of the magazines in her room, Marluxia’s room, Saix’s room, and Axel’s room (which she had to say had some pretty ‘interesting’ things and pictures in them). She plopped onto her bed, sighing in boredom.

What could she do for entertainment?

Larxene sat up abruptly, smiling wickedly.

Time to torture the other members…
+++
Demyx was looking at a list of songs he was considering playing at the wedding in his room.

“Lets see…†he said thoughtfully. “We have ‘Famous Last Words’, ‘My Happy Ending’, ‘Rebirthing’…†he trailed off to see Larxene walk into his room, with that evil smile of hers on her face.
“Uhhh…hi Larxene…†Demyx said nervously.
“What’s up, Demyx?†Larxene asked nicely. Too nicely. Demyx narrowed his eyes.
“What do you want?†he asked sharply. Larxene frowned.
“Demyx, I’m hurt!†she said, a smile on her face. “I only came here to have some…fun…†A slow smile snaked across her face. Demyx’s eyes widened.

What was she…?
+++
In the kitchen, Roxas was mixing some ingredients together, while Lexaeus watched, snacking on some chips.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!â€

Roxas looked up, in mid-stir, at the ceiling. Lexaeus stopped, mid-chew, and did the same.

“Demyx?†Roxas asked. Lexaeus nodded.
“Demyx.â€
“Should we go help him?â€
“After this chip.†Lexaeus said, stuffing another chip in his mouth, and waling upstairs. Roxas shook his head and resumed stirring.
+++
Sitting outside was Axel, studying from some cookbooks. Axel knew very well how to cook, but he decided to brush up on his skills. He scribbled some notes down on a piece of paper, nodding. Vexen walked outside to get some fresh air, and noticed Axel studying intently.
“What are you doing?†he asked. Axel didn’t look up.
“Ma the menu for the wedding.â€
“What’s on the menu?†Axel rolled his eyes in annoyance.
“It’s going to be pizza and fries if you don’t leave me alone!†he snapped. Vexen took a step back.
“Fine then.†He said, glaring at Axel for a moment before turning around and walking back in. Axel looked up and tapped his chin thoughtfully. He smiled.

Actually, pizza and fries sounded pretty good…

 

we still don't know who the bride to be is :(

great job again

I have a feeling that ALL of the food for the wedding is going to be bad (lol)

 

I have a feeling the WHOLE WEDDING is gonna be bad.......... I bet you the fan girl is annoying....... like all good fangirls are..... BACHOLOR (sp) PARTY!!!!!!!! O dear........

 

Haha Larxene is mega funny so far in this story, and i really love the story, your tooo good lol Wish i was so descriptive:D

 

Thank you! :D *gets to work on chapter 3*

Oh and trust me, this wedding will DEFINATELY be interesting!

 

Again good but this is very random and abrupt, is there anything *looks left then right* "odd" happening in the near future *narrows eyes till they shut* just say

 

Are you kidding me? YOU BET!!!!

 

Not that I expected different just wondering if this would get... How shall I say? Insane, that's it.
Keep going, 100% of all people are crazy.

 

Of course! Just wait till the wedding starts! :D

YAY Chapter 3!

~Chapter 3~

Lexaeus walked into Demyx’s room to see what he was screaming about. When he walked in, he saw a large pile of ashes in Demyx’s bed, a very distressed and angry Demyx, and a very happy Larxene. Lexaeus cocked an eyebrow.
“Do I even want to know what happened?†he asked. Demyx looked over at him.
“Larxene burned all of my song plans for the wedding!†wailed, close to tears. Lexaeus rolled his eyes and looked over at Larxene.
“Why did you burn all of his song plans?†he asked her. Larxene shrugged and smiled.
“I was bored.†She said simply, enjoying Demyx’s reaction. Lexaeus sighed.
“Why don’t you find something to do for the wedding instead of torturing the rest of us?†Larxene crossed her arms.
“Like what?†she asked.
“Like helping Roxas with the cake.†Larxene rolled her eyes.
“Fine.†She said, walking out the door. Demyx sighed in frustration.
“Thanks Lex.†He said with a half smile. Lexaeus nodded.
“Sure, and don’t call me Lex.†He replied, walking out of the door. Demyx sat on his bed, next to the pile of ashes. He frowned.

I’ll have to start over again…
+++
Plate.
Fork.
Spoon.
Knife.
Glass.
Napkin.

Move to another table.

Plate.
Fork.
Spoon.
Knife.
Glass.
Napkin.

Move to another table.

Saix sighed. Setting tables was boring. And he usually liked boring.

Oh goody. He thought. I get to set up the chairs next.
+++
Marluxia smiled.

A mix of red, white, and pink roses.

Perfect.
+++
Luxord sat in the Chapel, yawning. There was nothing to do, so he decided to go find some manga to read, and maybe some chips to eat.
+++
“LARXENE!!!!!!†Roxas shouted, furious. Her idea of helping was apparently blowing up his cake batter with her lightning. Now, he, Larxene, and the entire kitchen were covered in chocolate cake batter. Larxene licked some off her finger. She cringed.
“Yuk, I hate German Chocolate.†She said. Roxas glared hard at her.
“Get. Out. Now.†He said shortly and sharply, trying to keep himself from screaming.
“Just trying to help…†Larxene said, her wicked smile on her face.
“GET. OUT. RIGHT. NOW.†He yelled sharply. She rolled her eyes and smiled again.
“Whatever.†She said, walking up the stairs. Roxas looked at the huge mess and sighed.

He’d have to start over. Again.
+++
Xaldin was quite enjoying himself. He had already made a wedding bells chain, flower chain, and a dove bird chain. Luxord walked in and looked around at the huge paper mess.
“What are you doing?†he asked. Xaldin looked up at him and smiled.
“Making decorations.†He said, holding up his latest creation: another heart chain, in lavender colored paper. Luxord shrugged.
“Cool.†He said.
“What are you doing?â€
“About to go eat some chips.â€
“Stay away from Xigbar’s chips. He hates it when people eat his chips.â€
“Sure thing.†Luxord walked up stairs, and Xaldin continued snipping away at his paper.
+++
Zexion sat in his room, reading his book.

He was enjoying himself a lot.
+++
Luxord had walked into the kitchen, but seeing the current state Roxas was in (half mad and half crazy), he decided to venture elsewhere for his chips. He walked up to Xigbar’s room and looked around. He then eyed a bag of potato chips on his dresser.

Xigbar won’t mine too much if I eat some of his chips…

Luxord was about to open the bag when he felt something cold resting against the back of his neck. He turned to see Xigbar standing next to him, his eyes shining with anger.
“What are you doing with my chips?†he asked, never withdrawing the laser gun from Luxord.
“I was just—“
“Going to eat my chips?†Xigbar finished angrily. Luxord nodded. “Well, they’re MY chips, and you can’t have any.†Luxord cocked an eyebrow.
“Oh come on, Xigbar, I just wanted some.â€
“I said no! Now get out before I shoot you.â€
“No!†Luxord said. Then, he very childishly opened the bag of chips and stuffed a handful in his mouth and grinned like an idiot. Xigbar narrowed his eyes.

Mistake. BIG mistake.

No one ever steals his chips…and lives…

“Fine, I can see you’re good at stealing my chips.†Xigbar said. Luxord swallowed what was in his mouth as Xigbar summoned his second laser gun, and pointed them both at him.

“BUT LET’S SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT DANCING!â€

“Huh, wha—AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!â€
+++
Zexion heard the scream from Luxord, and the gunshots. He shook his head.

Someone should’ve warned him about Xigbar’s chips.
+++
Vexen heard the scream from Luxord, and the gunshots. He shook his head.

Someone should’ve warned him about Xigbar’s chips.
+++
Xaldin heard the scream from Luxord, and the gunshots. He shook his head.

He warned him about Xigbar’s chips.
+++
Axel was still outside, working on the menu. He was taking a look at a French cookbook. He held the book up to him and squinted, raising an eyebrow.

What the smoof was Escargot?
+++

“Hey Roxas!â€

Roxas looked up from stirring his new cake batter to see Xaldin walk into the kitchen. Roxas held back a laugh.

He had some paper in his hair.

But he wasn’t going to say anything.

“Cool! Can I have a taste?†Xaldin asked, pointing to the bowl with the cake batter in it. Roxas nodded.
“Sure, go ahead. Tell me what you think.†Xaldin smiled as he dipped his finger into the batter and put it in his mouth.

His smile quickly faded.

“YUK!†Xaldin yelled, spitting out the batter. “This is some of the nastiest stuff I’ve ever tasted!†Roxas narrowed his eyes in frustration.
“You mean, it doesn’t taste good?†he asked innocently. Xaldin glared at him.
“Good? Roxas, threewords: Use. A. Recipe.†Xaldin then went back into the living room. Roxas glanced over at the half-full bowl of cake batter.

He wondered if the batter was deep enough to drown him in…

lol awww...poor Roxas and his cake.

*sigh* Luxord should've known not to go after Xigbar's chips :)

And to think, THE CHAOS HAS ONLY BEGUN!!!!!!

 

O dear.......... thats not going to be good. And poor chips, they didnt deseve to die such a cruel death *tear*

 

Aww poor Roxas and his cake batter...I can't wait for the next chapter:D

 

Great Job!

Hehe, and just when I thought things were going to be okay in the world of Roxas's cakes

what is with Xigbar and his chips?

great job though!

 

lol *mourns for the poor chips*

:D

thanks! Yes, Roxas is having a bit of a...cake problem...lol :)

And dont ask about Xigbar and his chips....EVER.....*looks around nervously*

lol thanks! :D

 

haha love this story

 

Cloud getting married!? *dies of laughter*
Cloud + bachelor party!? * re-dies of laughter*

Poor Luxord... he should have known not to steal Xigbars chips..
Awww...Poor Roxas...hes going to have to start over.....................................once again..

Anyway, keep it up!! This getting really hillarious!!