Till' Death Do Us Part ~ Ch. 1

Thank you! :D

lol thank you! :D :D

 

Sounds like what I'll do for my wedding...
Oh screw it I'm never getting married.

 

Wow !!! I can't imagine Cloud getting married.....to a crazy fan girl??????
Awwww......poor Roxas and his cake......He should have used a recipe........:)
Ouch.....poor Luxord:( ......4 words for him......Never.steal.Xigbar's.chips........
All and all, nice story!!! Keep it up!!!!:D

 

lol so true about his chips...:D

thank you!

 

Marriage? For Cloud the emo? I'm just very confused, wait I already read this. Oh well now I remember *ROTFLOL* Yeah...

 

So, when is chapter 4 coming out?

 

Tonight :) I'm working on it now

 

Cool, can't wait to read it!! :D

 

Till' Death Do Us Part ~ Ch. 4

YAY CHAPTER 4! Sry this took so long to come out. I had some stuff to do. :D Enjoy!

~Chapter 4~

Xigbar walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. Roxas, who was frosting a baked cake layer with pink icing, looked over at him.
“Why are you so happy?†Roxas asked, referring to Xigbar’s grin on his face. Xigbar looked over at him.
“Well first of all, I never have to worry about Luxord taking my chips again, and second, I’m excited about the bachelor party tonight.†He replied. Roxas’ eyes widened.
“Cloud’s having a bachelor party?†he asked. Xigbar nodded. Roxas smiled.
“Neat! Can I come?†he asked, excitedly. Xigbar started to laugh.
“Smoof no!†he shouted over his own laughing. Roxas crossed his arms.
“Why not?â€
“Because there will be drinks at the party.â€
“So? I like soda as much as the next person.†Xigbar stared blankly at him.
“No Roxas, when I say ‘drinks’ I mean alcohol.â€
“I won’t drink any!†Roxas said. “Please can I come?†Xigbar crossed his arms.
“I said NO!†he shouted. Roxas got on his knees and clasped his hands together in a begging gesture.
“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE—“

Xigbar sighed. Surely enough Roxas would stop sometime soon…

~~35 Minutes Later~~

“PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE—“

“ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!!!†Xigbar screamed, finally having enough of Roxas’ begging. He crossed his arms.

“You can come…†he mumbled. Roxas leapt up from the ground, smiling widely.
“YAY! This is gonna be fun!†he exclaimed.
“Yeah yeah, whatever.†Xigbar replied sourly.
“And the best part is that I only have four more layers of cake to make, and I’ll be done.†He said proudly. Xigbar looked behind Roxas and chuckled.
“Uh, Roxas, dude, make that five more layers.†He said. Roxas raised an eyebrow and turned around to see what Xigbar was talking about. Behind him were six Samurai Nobodies, quite happily munching away on Roxas’ just-baked cake layer. Roxas’ eye started to twitch. Xigbar chuckled again.
“Wow, who knew lesser Nobodies liked cake too?†he said. Roxas’ face turned red.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH†Roxas screamed at the top of his lungs. He summoned both of his Keyblades.
“I’M GONNA *bleep* KILL ALL YOU *bleep* NOBODIES!!!!†He shouted furiously while dashing up to the group of Nobodies. The group of Samurai knew that they should leave, so they dashed out of the door behind them, with Roxas in hot pursuit. Xigbar stood there, resisting another laugh.
+++
Luxord was hiding in a closet, down the hall from Xigbar’s room. He had narrowly escaped Xigbar’s rain of bullets, although he had a few tears in his coat from where he had been hit. Luxord shook his head, still trying to calm himself.

That was the last time he’d EVER touch Xigbar’s chips again…
+++
After taking a shower, Larxene walked outside. Axel was still outside, sitting at a nearby table, writing out his menu plans. Seeing that she thought of Axel and she as decent friends, she decided to spare him the torture of her messing up his plans. She crossed her arms in a bored fashion.

What am I to do? She thought.

Larxene then summoned a Corridor of Darkness and smiled evilly as she walked through.

She’d visit the bride-to-be…
+++
Vexen was sitting in his room, bored. He had just finished memorizing what he’d say. He sighed. Vexen then tapped his chin thoughtfully.

I wonder what Xemnas is doing right now…
+++
Marluxia has picked the last of the white roses. He walked over to pick the red roses when—

“AHAHAHAHAA THIS IS FUN!!!!!â€

Xaldin came running into his garden, with a long, purple paper chain of flowers in one hand, and a pair of scissors in the other. He was smiling widely. Marluxia raised an eyebrow.
“Xaldin, what’re you—“
“THIS IS FUN C’MON MARLY YOU GOTTA TRY THIS!!!!â€

Xaldin then ran around in a circle, and out of his garden. Marluxia stood there, confused.

“Okay…†he said slowly, returning to picking his roses.
+++
Demyx smiled proudly. He had just redone his music plans, and they were better than ever. He had come up with more song options, in addition to his first ones. He looked at the papers, and then frowned.

He had hundreds of choices.

But he only needed one.
But WHICH one?

+++
Saix straddled a chair backwards, sighing.

He was terribly bored.

He finished setting up all of the tables. The reception room was done. It looked perfect.

He sighed again.

If he didn’t find someway to entertain himself soon, he’d go berserk.

He smirked.

Although it’d be a LOT of fun to smash everything in the room to bits…
+++
Zexion was reading another book in his room.

Killer Angels.

A personal favorite of his.

Zexion’s eyes widened and he let a small smile pass onto his lips.

Reynolds just died.
+++
After calming down a little, and after beating the smoof out of those Samurai Nobodies, Roxas was back in the kitchen, baking his cake layers. He had just finished a new one, and was guarding it as the second layer baked. He had his Keyblade out and ready.

He smirked.

He wanted some more Nobodies to come.

Just so he could kill them.
+++
Lexaeus was in his room, reading a D.N. Angel manga.

He smiled.

He liked having to take coats.

It was an easy job.
+++
Larxene walked through her portal and into a room, somewhere in Hollow Bastion. She looked around.

Where’s the—

“Hello?â€

Larxene turned around quickly to see a young woman, just a little younger than Cloud, walk into the room. She had slightly wavy light-brown hair that fell to her shoulders. She had brown eyes and glasses. She smiled.
“Hi? Who are you?†she asked. “My name’s Anna. Are you coming to the wedding? Oh my gosh!!! I just LOVE weddings! Especially when I’m getting married! Well, I’ve never been married before, but I just simply ADORE weddings! OH MY GOSH!!!! I LOVE CLOUD SO MUCH!!! HE’S SO EMO AND SUTE AND EMO AND CUTE AND EMO AND—“

Larxene rolled her eyes.

Oh great. She thought.

A crazy fan girl.

She smiled wickedly.

Cloud was DEFINETLY going to have fun with his new bride.

 

awesome so far!

*poor Roxas* (or not)

great job!

whats with the Killer Angels allusion though?
(no offense)

What is Larxene going to do to the bride? uh oh

great job though!


CHAPTER PWN!

 

Thank you! :D

The Killer Angels thing?

lol, just a little inside joke :)

thats my favorite part of the book :D

why? dont ask

 

Excuse me.

Excuse me, Zsade!

I would NEVER be that much of a fangirl like that. Sure, in the privacy of our own conversations, but not if it were like that.


Also, my eyes are green, not brown. :[ and did you have to use my name? :[ You could've called me Xaxint, or naxan, or xanna! :[

but noo, ANNA. Then you got Alice to tell me. Not even YOU, that you're marrying me off to CLOUD? I love Cloud, but why not Leon?! OR DARK! YOU MENTIONED DNANGEL. </3 Why can't it be Dark?! :[

Or Kujyou-Chan?! :[-Kamicham Karin, my bad. HOW 'BOUT RIKU?!

Besides, CloudxLeon anyway!

-Cough- Nevermind, Alice tells me she told on her own.

I excuse you from that.

 

GGRRRR....MY NAME ISN'T ZSADE ON HERE!!!!

It's Xed :) Call me that or I'll blow up ur car :K

Oh, and i do make them read a lot of manga :)

 

Uh... too bad, XED, you're Zsade to me.

 

*nods* yeah

wait, I've never been instructed to call you xed, I was told to call you fg

what ever

you're zsade to me too :)

 

Back to us normal people(Marginally so but more than you) and talk about--omg,wtf,bbq,lol,brb,bbl,rotflol,DX,XD...-- the story!
IlikeitandIwon'tusespacing,soitwasfunnyandstuffand...yeahthat'sallIhavetosayfornow.

Sorry I had to get out that last bit of sugar. Now I'm good.

 

lol, thank you! :D

 

You're welcome! *smiles and passes out for no apparent reason*

 

Uhhh...?

Zexion! Do something!

Zexion: Uhhh.....? *pokes Aku*

 

Why Zexion?

when do you think that a new chaper will come out?
(no hurry just wondering)