TMM reveals your true self. Third Reich: Mielé

Ahoy, scallywags

Funny seeing you all here once again, because I just gone done fucking your mothers, ho ho! That strange coincidence aside, that's not why I'm here, you all know why I'm here, and if you don't know why I'm here, what the fuck seriously get with the program. Okay fine geez you immeasurable homosexual, one more time I'll explain for you; I am here to reveal to the denizens of KH-Vids who they are on the inside, and enlighten them so that they may discover their true path.

Today is the member Mielé, who has a ******ed name that I don't even know how I'm supposed to pronounce, but that's irrelevant! Now what is a Mielé? Well, I'd say she's maybe a 7, could be an 8.5 but you know she's got a case of ol "but'er'face" if you know what I'm sayn? mhm mhm mah negros know wassup, black power, lil ebony and ivory awwwwright, stir up dem eggs, mix a lil chocolate in dat vanilla, yeah yeah yeah, mm, dat ass.

wait sorry I lost my train of thought

where am I

...

why do I have an erection

okayokayokayokay, while I go find some moist towelettes, allow me to reveal to you the true self of KH-Vid's resident jailbait: Mielé!

Spoiler

CALIENTE BOLSILLO​

 

This is the best one ever.

 

^ Agreed.
/fillerz

 

Risin, risin to the top the pills are ready to be dropped
1, 2, 3 and 4 - got the joker shoot the score!

 

Easily the best one yet.

 

Amazing.
you must have like, only 2% of an actual life ot think up this shit
:'D
*claps* ​

 

Have my spawns?

 

heh. *snorts*
you can bet all the mexican's are already waiting in line. >.>----<.<
and my mum's ex is number 58,321 in line.​

 

.... And so is her other ex, Jessie. >:]

XD Hahaw.

 

Well this thread got ruined.

 

Oh how the good die young.

 

yeah, unfortunately because of my irresistible body and endless wit I'm obligated to spend the other 98% banging hot chicks

 

Cardboard cut-outs don't count.. ​

 

they're hot chicks, I'm bangin' em, I ain't one for technicalities

 

The only thing you will find hot to bang is if you stick it under a heater, hun.
>_>
which would result in pain on your part.
...
I really hope you haven't.​

 

well, you see, if you take a banana peel and wrap it in a warm towel and microwave it for about a minute

 

I really want to see her reaction to this.

 

....;~;
That bananna peel sounds alot like my missing sock, you know. ​

 

...brb .

 

I just about burst out into laughing.Good job on this one. A little TMI but that's alright.