To anyone who noticed i was gone

I was grounded for a week. Nice to be back! :)
What's new?

 

http://www.cnn.com/

 

It is quite a pleasure to see you up in the air with us again, sir.

 

Welcome to KHV. Read the rules and have lots of fun. <3

 

What? is KHV. no joke.

 

Welcome to What?. Note the lack of clearly-defined rules and have lots of uncannily encyclopedic knowledge of everything ever but especially global history.

 

I inheirited 1 million dollars. Who wants to be my friend?

 

I do! Here's a list of all the stuffs i like:

I like cookies, brownies, pomogranite, pineapple, apples, chocolate, CHOCOLATE!, diamonds, rubies, gold stuffs, shiny objects, ...shiny, darkness, cake, but not lemon cake, nice people, idiots who bother to read this, kingdom hearts, gears of war, call of duty, really hot guys, Aquafina, Colegate, permament markers, emails, RPing, my boyfriend, cherry blossoms, sleeping late, chocolate, cookies, puppies, kittens, more idiots who have kept reading, Final Fantasy, dragons, socks, saphires, ADD people, tennis, Axel, dark colors, fire, thunderstorms, Roxas, all the famous people I keep in my closet, and..........oh yeah cookies, did I mention cookies?

 

Overdone.

All right.

Misspelled and disgusting-looking.

Most ******ed thing to put on a pizza, EVER.

I can eat a granny apple clean off the core when I'm taste tripping.

CHOCOLATE?

CHOOOOCOLAAAATE

Boring-ass shiny rocks.

Underrated Pokemon game.

Adequately rated Pokemon game.

Eh. Don't see the appeal.

SUBMIT

'CAUSE HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE. A-HE'S GOING FOR SSSSPEED.

Yeah, they're pretty rad.

Ikr hahaha what the fuck am I doing

What are you doing here nobody likes that here

No.

No.

Wow. Get your Abercrombie and Fitch in the mail lately?

S'all right.

Misspelled but useful.

I have yet to delve into their labyrinthine wonders.

Lol who does that

ONLY NOW... HAVE I TRULY WON.

...You know, there's joke potential here, but I think I know better.

In Japan, pink is death. In America, it still is, but it's sneakier.

Guilty pleasure.

CHOOOOCOLAAAAAAAATE

Oh Christ, not this running gag.

Puppies are pretty rad.

I used to have 3. Rare divergent strain of Crazy Cat Guy?

I think I'm more than an idiot now. I might be insane.

EIGHT AND TEN.

Off-and-on since seven years old.

Suck.

Misspelled and the inferior underrated Pokemon game.

...Not really sure what this is implying...

Inferior to racquetball.

YOU RANG?

...Wow. Improv is hard.

Feel the heat. I'M ON FIYAR.

They shut down my internet and scare my pets.

is hot. <3

Oh man, that's cheesy and overdone. Almost as much as...

And at the end of my odyssey I am left with one question.

Why the dick did I even do this

 

He's Bushido In The Bedroom...

-_-'

Honestly it took me a while to figure out it was the same guy who used to be 'ON A BOAT MUTHAFUKA!'

Anyway good to see ya back. ^^

 

I can't believe I was sad enough to read all of this to the end O.o

 

I kno right...

 

Well this, but I feel like if someone made the effort to do something like that, it's only common courtesy to read it.

 

Here's something new. For the first time since I can remember, I woke up smiling. Even a person named Killjoy can't ruin my mood today.

 

well... :lolface:

is...
SPARTAAA!!!!!!!

Who uses correct grammer (or commas) on the interwebz anymore?

LOL... you said but... XDD

It's not all about you...

...so emotional... -tears-

it's liek good sir...

Not if but why...

OH WHY THE F--K AM I DOING THIS NOW!?!?!?

...Is it contageous?

 

No, really, the only purpose that serves is to waste more time than it took to write it. It's a time black hole.

...Well, at least I got rep out of it.

 

Like yawning

 

...maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war.

We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract.

The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.

It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—

—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

 

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